Fightlympics!
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bobinator [10:20 AM] Is there a golfer fighting game character? [10:21] ...Omega Tiger Woods doesn't count. sotenga [10:21 AM] I really don't think there ever has been. Not even from Rival Schools. :open_mouth: wildweasel [10:21 AM] I want to see one that looks just like Dudley. bobinator [10:21 AM] ...Idea: Sports Fighter. sotenga [10:21 AM] That game gives us volleyball and swimming fighters, but not golf. [10:21] But yes, agreed. bobinator [10:21 AM] A fighting game where every character plays a different sport. wildweasel [10:21 AM] Fightlympics! or something sotenga [10:22 AM] The final boss is Curling, who's angered at how much it ends up as the butt of jokes, so they want to destroy every other sport out of envy. wildweasel [10:22 AM] Pole Vault would probably be overpowered for button-mashers, in the same way Dhalsim is sotenga [10:23 AM] lol bobinator [10:23 AM] Hunting, is, of course, the zoner. :stuck_out_tongue: sotenga [10:23 AM] Or maybe the final boss should be Boxing, claiming "it's technically a sport" but it's meant for combat so it has an edge up on everyone else. [10:23] Also, boxers inexplicably end up REALLY powerful in every fighting game they're in. wildweasel [10:23 AM] and Biathlon is your obligatory stance character sotenga [10:23 AM] Hahahaha [10:23] Oh my god we need to make this [10:24] Is Baseball the Ryu? lol wildweasel [10:24 AM] Yup. Baseball is your shotoclone, Football is your Guile, Soccer is your Chun-Li sotenga [10:24 AM] Love it. lol [10:24] Weightlifting is Zangief. bobinator [10:24 AM] Is Wrestling too on the nose? sotenga [10:24 AM] Or possibly Caber Tossing. lol [10:24] That's a good question, actually. lol wildweasel [10:24 AM] Soccer also has a lot of "feint" moves and a super-taunt where they keel over, clutching at their leg and writhing around sotenga [10:25 AM] Hahaha wildweasel [10:25 AM] And a super headbutt [10:25] Because _we will not let Zidane live that down for anything_ bobinator [10:25 AM] How about Rock Climbing? I imagine them to be like Vega. sotenga [10:25 AM] Bowling is the Sagat-type who throws low fireballs as bowling balls and high fireballs as bowling pins. lol wildweasel [10:25 AM] Rock Climbing would be Vega with a touch of MvC2 Jill Valentine sotenga [10:26 AM] Noice. wildweasel [10:26 AM] you can climb on the background of the stage, and your (Akari from Last Blade-esque) projectiles come in the form of you being shocked at something coming in from off screen (i.e. watch for falling rocks) sotenga [10:26 AM] Can we count chess as a sport? lol wildweasel [10:26 AM] Chessboxing. bobinator [10:27 AM] That could be interesting, he could be one of those "trap/setup" characters. sotenga [10:27 AM] They'd be da most mysterious character. :V bobinator [10:27 AM] Oh, Billiards. But that'd basically be Venom from Guilty Gear. wildweasel [10:27 AM] Boxing, with a spot of Jagi from Arcsys' Fist of the North Star. sotenga [10:27 AM] I'm sure you could make it original. Make them a Snooker player. wildweasel [10:27 AM] Randomly stop the fight and force the other player to choose the right menu option or take damage sotenga [10:27 AM] And we need a Cricket player in there too, whose main power is confusing everyone with inexplicable rules then clubbing them in the head while they're baffled. lol wildweasel [10:28 AM] The Cricket player would also be able to summon badgers, in a reference to the best flash game ever, Just Not Cricket sotenga [10:28 AM] Maybe not, but they'd have a super where they summon another cricket player and do the back-and-forth runs while smacking the opponent. [10:28] Hahaha [10:28] Oh, and a nuclear cricket ball as a nod to Hitchhiker's Guide. lol [10:29] Well, Life, the Universe, and Everything, at any rate. bobinator [10:29 AM] Oh, I know... [10:29] Sub-Boss: Race Car Driver. sotenga [10:29 AM] Hahahaha XD [10:29] It'd be like fighting the Hornet in Fighters Megamix. [10:29] I'm still wondering what sport should be the final boss, though... bobinator [10:29 AM] I was more thinking like the Ox from Karate Champ. :stuck_out_tongue: wildweasel [10:30 AM] ooh ooh [10:30] Roller Derby sotenga [10:30 AM] Aha, of course. [10:30] As the final boss? wildweasel [10:30 AM] or speedskating bobinator [10:30 AM] If we have that, we also need a skateboarder. Maybe he can be the stance guy. [10:30] He can be like Gen, different moves for goofy and regular. sotenga [10:30 AM] No, wait, the final boss is Skeet Shooting. Because they have a blatant advantage over everyone else. lol wildweasel [10:30 AM] Might as well also throw in Hockey. [10:31] And his super "form" has him throw off the gloves and put up his dukes sotenga [10:31 AM] Ooh, Blades of Steely. lol [10:31] Also, Gymnastics just so we can have endless Gymkata references. wildweasel [10:31 AM] "Went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out." (edited) sotenga [10:31 AM] Never saw the movie, but still. lol [10:31] lol [10:32] NO, wait, I got the final boss for you: THE OLYMPICS. [10:32] I.E., every single move ever. lol [10:33] They'd be like a shining crystal god-demon colored like the five Olympic rings. lol bobinator [10:33 AM] ...Izzy. sotenga [10:33 AM] And they can instantly kill you by throwing you into the source of the Olympic flame: The Sun. lol [10:33] ... OH GOD [10:33] THAT IS THE BEST [10:33] FUCK WE NEED TO LICENSE THIS [10:34] He organizes the tournament for REVENGE at having been the most derided mascot ever. [10:34] And he goes on a horrid transformation like Marx from Kirby Super Star when you fight him. lol wildweasel [10:35 AM] No I got it for the Chessboxing thing [10:35] He's a boxer in all respects whatsoever but his super forces the opponent to sit at the chess board sotenga [10:35 AM] Haha, nice. [10:35] Also, e-sports as the Dan of the group. :V [10:36] That might be too mean, though. lol [10:40] Also, someone put this all down on a text file. lol thegunheart [10:49 AM] What if Esports is D.va as a cameo character? XD