Fightlympics!

bobinator [10:20 AM] 
Is there a golfer fighting game character?


[10:21] 
...Omega Tiger Woods doesn't count.


sotenga
[10:21 AM] 
I really don't think there ever has been. Not even from Rival Schools. :open_mouth:


wildweasel 
[10:21 AM] 
I want to see one that looks just like Dudley.


bobinator [10:21 AM] 
...Idea: Sports Fighter.


sotenga
[10:21 AM] 
That game gives us volleyball and swimming fighters, but not golf.


[10:21] 
But yes, agreed.


bobinator [10:21 AM] 
A fighting game where every character plays a different sport.


wildweasel 
[10:21 AM] 
Fightlympics! or something


sotenga
[10:22 AM] 
The final boss is Curling, who's angered at how much it ends up as the butt of jokes, so they want to destroy every other sport out of envy.


wildweasel 
[10:22 AM] 
Pole Vault would probably be overpowered for button-mashers, in the same way Dhalsim is


sotenga
[10:23 AM] 
lol


bobinator [10:23 AM] 
Hunting, is, of course, the zoner. :stuck_out_tongue:


sotenga
[10:23 AM] 
Or maybe the final boss should be Boxing, claiming "it's technically a sport" but it's meant for combat so it has an edge up on everyone else.


[10:23] 
Also, boxers inexplicably end up REALLY powerful in every fighting game they're in.


wildweasel 
[10:23 AM] 
and Biathlon is your obligatory stance character


sotenga
[10:23 AM] 
Hahahaha


[10:23] 
Oh my god we need to make this


[10:24] 
Is Baseball the Ryu? lol


wildweasel 
[10:24 AM] 
Yup. Baseball is your shotoclone, Football is your Guile, Soccer is your Chun-Li


sotenga
[10:24 AM] 
Love it. lol


[10:24] 
Weightlifting is Zangief.


bobinator [10:24 AM] 
Is Wrestling too on the nose?


sotenga
[10:24 AM] 
Or possibly Caber Tossing. lol


[10:24] 
That's a good question, actually. lol


wildweasel 
[10:24 AM] 
Soccer also has a lot of "feint" moves and a super-taunt where they keel over, clutching at their leg and writhing around


sotenga
[10:25 AM] 
Hahaha


wildweasel 
[10:25 AM] 
And a super headbutt


[10:25] 
Because _we will not let Zidane live that down for anything_


bobinator [10:25 AM] 
How about Rock Climbing? I imagine them to be like Vega.


sotenga
[10:25 AM] 
Bowling is the Sagat-type who throws low fireballs as bowling balls and high fireballs as bowling pins. lol


wildweasel 
[10:25 AM] 
Rock Climbing would be Vega with a touch of MvC2 Jill Valentine


sotenga
[10:26 AM] 
Noice.


wildweasel 
[10:26 AM] 
you can climb on the background of the stage, and your (Akari from Last Blade-esque) projectiles come in the form of you being shocked at something coming in from off screen (i.e. watch for falling rocks)


sotenga
[10:26 AM] 
Can we count chess as a sport? lol


wildweasel 
[10:26 AM] 
Chessboxing.


bobinator [10:27 AM] 
That could be interesting, he could be one of those "trap/setup" characters.


sotenga
[10:27 AM] 
They'd be da most mysterious character. :V


bobinator [10:27 AM] 
Oh, Billiards. But that'd basically be Venom from Guilty Gear.


wildweasel 
[10:27 AM] 
Boxing, with a spot of Jagi from Arcsys' Fist of the North Star.


sotenga
[10:27 AM] 
I'm sure you could make it original. Make them a Snooker player.


wildweasel 
[10:27 AM] 
Randomly stop the fight and force the other player to choose the right menu option or take damage


sotenga
[10:27 AM] 
And we need a Cricket player in there too, whose main power is confusing everyone with inexplicable rules then clubbing them in the head while they're baffled. lol


wildweasel 
[10:28 AM] 
The Cricket player would also be able to summon badgers, in a reference to the best flash game ever, Just Not Cricket


sotenga
[10:28 AM] 
Maybe not, but they'd have a super where they summon another cricket player and do the back-and-forth runs while smacking the opponent.


[10:28] 
Hahaha


[10:28] 
Oh, and a nuclear cricket ball as a nod to Hitchhiker's Guide. lol


[10:29] 
Well, Life, the Universe, and Everything, at any rate.


bobinator [10:29 AM] 
Oh, I know...


[10:29] 
Sub-Boss: Race Car Driver.


sotenga
[10:29 AM] 
Hahahaha XD


[10:29] 
It'd be like fighting the Hornet in Fighters Megamix.


[10:29] 
I'm still wondering what sport should be the final boss, though...


bobinator [10:29 AM] 
I was more thinking like the Ox from Karate Champ. :stuck_out_tongue:


wildweasel 
[10:30 AM] 
ooh ooh


[10:30] 
Roller Derby


sotenga
[10:30 AM] 
Aha, of course.


[10:30] 
As the final boss?


wildweasel 
[10:30 AM] 
or speedskating


bobinator [10:30 AM] 
If we have that, we also need a skateboarder. Maybe he can be the stance guy.


[10:30] 
He can be like Gen, different moves for goofy and regular.


sotenga
[10:30 AM] 
No, wait, the final boss is Skeet Shooting. Because they have a blatant advantage over everyone else. lol


wildweasel 
[10:30 AM] 
Might as well also throw in Hockey.


[10:31] 
And his super "form" has him throw off the gloves and put up his dukes


sotenga
[10:31 AM] 
Ooh, Blades of Steely. lol


[10:31] 
Also, Gymnastics just so we can have endless Gymkata references.


wildweasel 
[10:31 AM] 
"Went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out." (edited)


sotenga
[10:31 AM] 
Never saw the movie, but still. lol


[10:31] 
lol


[10:32] 
NO, wait, I got the final boss for you: THE OLYMPICS.


[10:32] 
I.E., every single move ever. lol


[10:33] 
They'd be like a shining crystal god-demon colored like the five Olympic rings. lol


bobinator [10:33 AM] 
...Izzy.


sotenga
[10:33 AM] 
And they can instantly kill you by throwing you into the source of the Olympic flame: The Sun. lol


[10:33] 
... OH GOD


[10:33] 
THAT IS THE BEST


[10:33] 
FUCK WE NEED TO LICENSE THIS


[10:34] 
He organizes the tournament for REVENGE at having been the most derided mascot ever.


[10:34] 
And he goes on a horrid transformation like Marx from Kirby Super Star when you fight him. lol


wildweasel 
[10:35 AM] 
No I got it for the Chessboxing thing


[10:35] 
He's a boxer in all respects whatsoever but his super forces the opponent to sit at the chess board


sotenga
[10:35 AM] 
Haha, nice.


[10:35] 
Also, e-sports as the Dan of the group. :V


[10:36] 
That might be too mean, though. lol


[10:40] 
Also, someone put this all down on a text file. lol


thegunheart 
[10:49 AM] 
What if Esports is D.va as a cameo character? XD