The Privateer/Note from Caiaphas Station

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From: Caiaphas Station
To: Herod Station
Re: Bank

Look, I know you've had it up to here with getting restructured. That's why you and I struck out on our own, right? But the one thing I can remember from my boss back on the Titan colony was that you really shouldn't put your eggs in one basket, and that's exactly what you're telling me to do with these damn human popsicles. Where do you keep getting these people, anyway? I can't help but notice they've all got particularly rich accounts through DACS, but I'm not sure how you knew that without blowing them up and hooking them into this mess of a network. I mean, one guy in here has a few hundred billion credits worth of property on Earth. Sure, you didn't get the President of the Earth Nations Union, but this guy's worth some money all by himself, as long as none of my boys touches him. (They won't.)

But in all seriousness, why the hell do you need to store all your "frozen assets" on my base? Are you trying to get me noticed by Coalition toadies or something? Come pick up some of these assholes, take them somewhere else. My warehouse is about full to bursting with all your damn cryo pods! I don't care how valuable they are!