<Soundwave> The only reason i like yuri is for the handholding
<Mitchykins> wich 2hu wud u fug?
<DJ_Arghlex> Neko-sama, are you a real cat?
<Neko-sama> DJ_Arghlex: That fucking sucks
<Yholl> Chillax is like reasoning with smoke_fumus. Impossible.
<Tako> When's H-Wolf3D?
<GMOTA_Guy> MEIN LEIBEN
<Tako> MIEN LEIBENS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN
<Cool6T9> Its midnight, are we having a normal discussiobn yet?
<Manthony> so, let me explain why godzilla is a hermaphrodite
<Kyle873> I swear to god, I saw this compile gl_doritos.cpp for a moment.
<TerminusEst13> Hi Watakid, we're talking about ponies and lesbians.
<TerminusEst13> Would you like to chime in?
* WaTaKiD has quit ("why")
<Eric> original blazcowicz's chin could take on the entire third reich by itself and win
<marrub> basically it's an interpolated wall of fuck you
Kyle873 has changed the topic to: ^
<IdeIdoom> we're not here to insult each other
<Kyle873> I am
<Kyle873> idiots piss me off
<WaTaKiD> yea this just started to lower my iq
<marrub> these are really funny insults, can I put them in an array and randomize them
<GMOTA_Guy> I'll have to get ahold of that wiener
<Kyle873> Yholl is crying tears
<Yholl> puns are dominate
<Kyle873> I SUCK MAJOR WANGS
<Kyle873> AND THIS WAS TAKEN COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTEXT
<Eric> you just don't talk shit about another man's waifu
<LinkTheProgramer> I hate Microsoft fully and therefore am starting my own business and my own line of better products
<LinkTheProgramer> I alreayd know what to do
<LinkTheProgramer> I just have one question though. Am I being annoying? Because I don't know anymore.
<LinkTheProgramer> nvm please ignore me
<LinkTheProgramer> I'm just a humble 9th grader
<Kyle873> "Java leaks memory like Ryan leaks cum" - Valerie 2015
<marrub> well, edward is away and zdoom multiplayer runs on new zealand magic so here's the FAQ
<Minigunner> is that turret hanging on sky?
<Kate> it's on the ceiling but the wall behind it extending into infinity fucks with the perspective
<Kyle873> Do I look like an athlete to you? The only part of my body that gets any exercise is my mouth!
<Kyle873> inb4 blowjob jokes
<RiboZurai> The Nightmare Pain Elementals are dickwads, please nerf'em.
<Yholl> brb buffing them
<Kyle873> god Yholl
<Kyle873> step up up the mod abuse
<Kyle873> you can start with Ryan_Cordell and Edward850
<Yholl> FINE GEEZ
* Yholl has kicked Ryan_Cordell from #DoomRPG (corruption)
* Yholl has kicked Edward850 from #DoomRPG (abuse of power)
The skeletons know.
<zacktheperson> Ever noticed that glass tastes like blood?
<marrub> your mouth may be bleeding
<SidDoyle> Yholl, what are you doing?
<Yholl> I'm reading 2hu things and I have a kick message waiting for you.
<Eric> you may be underestimating the potential for autism in the doom community
<Mystilac> If that's what you think, I've got concerns about your sexuality
<Kyle873> SAYS THE GUY WHO'S WAIFU IS IN PERMENANT BETA JUST LIKE HIM
<Mystilac> Which one
<Mystilac> Seriously I've got a full harem
<Eric> doomworld is being tsundere again
<bb010g> Visual Studio is taking forever (~15 seconds) to think about things & syntax check. Any way to speed that up?
<dougxxx> bb010g: haha~ no. I sometimes suspect if you had the source for VS you'd see; /* Troll developers */ if ((random() % 200) == 1) sleep(1);
<LeeBerger> dougxxx, That's completely inaccurate. It's: if(true) sleep(1);
<Yholl> "We have finally converted the heretics of Pope Zone to Buddhism!"
<Kyle873> so they were heretics lead by a hentai artist?
<Kyle873> that's pretty cool
<Newbtheshrubbery> So how does Hae Lin look like outside of her butt anyway?
"Rape is the victim's fault sometimes because they don't properly protect themselves.
Carry a weapon with you, travel with friends at night, and just be aware of your surroundings.
Also, learn self-defense. If someone tries to rape you, punch them in the sarcophagus, poke them in the eye, kick them in the balls, whatever it takes."
<Yholl> NO NOT MY SARCOPHAGUS
<Yholl> HOW WILL I BE RESURRECTED
<TerminusEst13> Welcome to Zandronum modding, where even the workarounds have workarounds.
<Hostile V> I too make all of my decisions based on whether or not a cultural phenomenon demands I do it.
<Hostile V> I do it, faggot.
<Yholl> seryder makes things
<Yholl> they make people ded
<Yholl> including sometimes him
<Yholl> it pleases me
<ShadowLink223> I'm sorry marrub, the instructions were too complicated, my dick got stuck in a fan
<Yholl> i am master detective
<Yholl> fear me
<Yholl> for i solve all mystery
<MartyKirra> MAN I COULD'VE SOLVED IT IN LIKE NO SECONDS AT ALL
<MartyKirra> I would hop on but I gotta get NUDE and WET
<lord of D:> but zandronum needed ponies D:
<Dranzer> fuck off lord
<lord of D:> D:
<Dranzer> fuck the fuck off
<Mitchykins> I actually once wrote some weird HL1 fanfic of Gordon and Barney
<Mitchykins> Fuck, the /b/read stormfag found me in the homosexual thread
<Mitchykins> I mean, um, doom guy is strong
<Mitchykins> I was thinking more like exploiting trains sexually
Ah~! Carmack, that's too much recursion!
Oh yeah baby, lookup mine sin/cos function tables.
D_main.c feels numb, my binary is going to have a stack buffer overflow!
Ah~~~~ Z_Malloc: out of memory
illegal opcode (0x000FFC)
That felt so great! I didn't even need EMM386 loaded as a TSR!
...And Watcom never compiled the source tree the same way again.
<DrVonFungi> tumblr is like /v/, except instead of hating videogames, they hate everything.
<jino> so it's /v/?
* GMOTA_Guy has kicked iSpook from #Anakeion ("out with you, shitter")
<Kyle873> WHAT ARE YOU DOING
<Yholl> I'M IN SPACE
<Yholl> DOING SPACE THINGS
<Yholl> LIKE MAKING PHYSICS MY BITCH
<DanteEdward> The mancubus on the distant cliff was doing it
<DanteEdward> Clearly something is happening because the mancubus was making my screen freak out from a long distance
<Yholl> Clearly the Mancubus in the distance is the mastermind behind all disasters that befall humanity
<Yholl> Could not be something else close by
<Yholl> That Mancubus man
<Yholl> I remember back in 94, he once torched a whole bunch of orphanages
<Yholl> From the other side of the planet
<Yholl> Having a looksie at his stats would help tell you how much "Oh fuck" you should be feeling right now
<Mitchykins> how did samsara get it's name?
<Mitchykins> Was it because the 2 people who worked on it were a couple or something?
<Valerie> I opened bittersweet's wad
<Valerie> and my screen just got filled with breasts
<feep> talking about performance, it's easy to get the impression that everything is basically slow all the time
<feep> this is not true; with modern cpus everything is basically absurdly fast
<feep> except php
<Ryan_Cordell> jesus is my nephew
I blatantly stole this code from "Zharkov Goes to the Store"
HAHA, TAKE THAT, XASER YOU CUR--
oh wait, that's me :(
<Medicris> y'know, sometimes you have a bad day
<Medicris> and sometimes you accidentally create 62 copies of samsara on your cloud drive in trying to run it
* Yholl has quit (*.net *.split)
<Edward850> Well. That netsplit basically targeted Yholl.
* Sleeping_Yholl is now known as Yholl
<Yholl> AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Yholl
<Yholl> Can't believe I didn't realise it earlier
<Yholl> I'll have to lock up plasma damage in the dungeon so it can't perform villanous acts anymore on those poor defenceless scripts
<Kyle873> just a bit I guess
<Kyle873> at least work isn't lost
<Kyle873> that's what I was concerned about
<Kate> it's okay, git happens
<Kate> yay nuclear biggest gun
* Kate has quit (*.net *.split)
<Giomancer> Dave, you use Kate, yeah?
* Kate has joined
<Kyle873> where were you when Yholl was assault by stupid
<Yholl> being assault by stupid
<GMOTA_Guy> Does Zandronum 2.0 have negative... fuck
<TerminusEst13> Yes, I'm sure Zandronum 2.0 has negative fuck. Always has.
<Medicris> what if you set a teleport destination inside yourself as you went into a teleport
<Medicris> would you just warp inside out like a big inverted burrito
<_sink> universe ded
<Balrog> might want to grab it for some loli drilling action
<_sink> welcome to the club, I'm a gender die-euphorianpanrosansexuabutttransgenderiedualmultipliotherbronykin/bun/cell/jetfighter who is an advocate for polydiebuncellothermultidualplistupisexualetteasexualqueerLGBTQLMNOPQRSTUVWYZotherkinalifemewymxnism
<marrub> I'm a gaysexualhomomarqueelovinghtmlelementpriveledgedmultipolygonalcompressionalgorithmircbot and this conversation offends me
<_sink> marrub, check your gaysexual privilege
<_sink> us jetfighters are offended by you people
<Lance> that looks like a word to me
<Ruin> indeed it does. It has letters and everything
Juggernaught shields are typically powered down during repair, so you will find the fusion pistol very effective. You might also want to spend a few seconds thinking about explosions and small spaces.
<TerminusEst13> Out of all the pieces of fan-art I've gotten, that also includes pony fanart.
<MrSetharoo> have you got any futa?
<Medicris> Kyle, you're fired. Yholl, you're in charge of DRPG now.
<WanteEdward> Oh, I honestly though DRPG was yours
<Yholl> Right, first thing
<Medicris> Surely the future is bright.
<Yholl> I must look at code and then sudoku
<marrub> launching tactical nose missiles
<marrub> : )
<Kyle873> because apparently our current use case of it is dying explosively
<DavidPH> What is it doing?
Had one of those dick things once. It was candy though.
Felt awkward since they were being sold on the street... and I'm a guy. Good dick though.
<DavidPH> Well, if it's all working, I'm off to bed.
<DavidPH> Really, unless it has lit your computer on fire, I'm probably still off to bed.
<Kyle873> MY TOASTER IS FLOATING IN THE AIR
<Kyle873> PLS HELP
<Yholl> When you came back, I stopped what I was doing to talk to you, which was writing a comment in my code
<Yholl> I go back and look
<Yholl> "// Give a d."
<Yholl> VERY GOOD
<marrub> I'm unable to build vibe.d on my toaster server
<marrub> gives me an out of memory error, and surely enough when I check it's taking up all of my memory
<marrub> on a related note, I found out what connection reset by peer means by crashing my server trying to compile vibe.d
<vladde> marrub: so what did you find out?
<marrub> well, for one, that crashing the entire server hosting your znc session can cause it
The UAC can't not accidentally open portals to Hell. It just so happened that this was the one time they opened one to Bullet Hell.
<marrub> KATE YOU LIED I FIRED A ROCKET INTO MY FACE AND I DIED
<NfNitloop> The first rule of programming in D is to not make the obvious joke.
<w0rp> No D jokes in @safe code.
<Ryan_Cordell> brb dying
<Ryan_Cordell> oh my fucking god pokemon vietnamese crystal
<Kyle873> BAG FUCK
<Ryan_Cordell> THE MISSILE BOMB MADE USE OF MONSTERS TO DO EVILS
<dew> it's not a poll anymore, it's a social experiment in douchebaggery
<mauve> isn't that the doom community in general though
<Ryan_Cordell> >"boys in feminine clothing" was added to server group "Jerry" by "traps"
<Ryan_Cordell> just another day at j2dg
<marrub> oh cool I tab back in and people are talking about fucking space pirates
<marrub> I'm just gonna go back to drawing
<DrVonFungi> what if I retextured every HL1 NPC to look like a malformed Waluigi?
<Medicris> how do you even think of this stuff
<Sgt_Shivers> her ass is augmented
<Kyle873> tell him to fuck off
<Yholl> tell him to off fuck
KyleB873 suffered a fatal 'java.lang.ArithmeticException: \ by diamond'
<Mumble> How can a dickgirl be elaborate?
<Kinsie> i just saw blood 2, unreal 2 AND red faction 2 get recommended to someone looking for FPSes to play
<Kinsie> i think in some countries that counts as a declaration of war
<Sgt_Shivers> .eightball will term go mad with power?
<vrobot> Sgt_Shivers: Outlook is not so good.
<Mystilac> is that a yes or a no
<Sgt_Shivers> if i've learnt one thing in life
<Sgt_Shivers> it's never play video games against young japanese girls
<Sgt_Shivers> you won't win
<Kate> I like how light amps don't even help. All it does is let you see the massive waves of flesh-consuming death flooding in to destroy you.
<TerminusEst13> You'd expect all of the weird animal porn he draws to be the clearest indicator.
<Mysticla> marrub draws animal porn?
<Kurashiki> gaman shiro <3
<Bloax> there's a good reason toothpaste is used as a thermal compound
<Mike12> no, no i won't go to bed
<Mike12> people are fucking wrong on the internet
<Zap> yo stop spamming the quotebot idiots
<Medicris> I met a girl with 12 boobs. sounds weird
<Medicris> dozen tit
<Medicris> okay fuck my life I'm gonna go play games
<Soundwave> so is Shihong a milf?
<PresidentPeople> There's tsundere, then there's Gundere, then there's Johndeere
<Crasicalthemage> I bet you could get away with fucking a wagon.
<Soundwave> To be honest, i am no longer surprised about my stupidity. It seems i am cursed to say something stupid and it will haunt me for the rest of my life.
<Marcaek> Soundwave, bend over, i need some help with science
* TerminusEst13|Zzzz is now known as TerminusEst13
<GMOTA_Guy> wuh oh
<GMOTA_Guy> everyone play it cool, Term's here
<CookieJar> .eightball is TerminusEst13 yandere
<vrobot> CookieJar: Without a doubt.
<CookieJar> uh oh
<TerminusEst13> Ara ara~
* GMOTA_Guy has quit ("GMOTA_Gone")
<Soundwave> One does not simply lock people away from their porn
<Revae> Yeah, no worries. Chase your dreams. Beat them with a stick. Make them your bitch.
<marrub_zzz> that sounds violent
<Revae> That's going on my tombstone.
<GMOTA_Guy> Hi kura
<Patchrubb> hey GShota
<Kurashiki> ? Is GMOTA_Guy tsundere and shota?
<GMOTA_Guy> Oh god no
<Mike12> yes, kura, he sure is :^)
<Kurashiki> I'll eat you
<marrub> oh my
<edward-san> we must change 'GenderNames' char * array to a TArray<FString>!!!
<Jenova> "i dont know what yiffing is"
<Jenova> +o on #brony
<Yholl> I do indeed like marble themes
<Yholl> marble is a great texture
<marrub> I WILL FUCK YOU UP YHOLL
<Yholl> marble goes well in many levels
<Yholl> bumrub is made of marble
<Yholl> he has a marble bum
<Yholl> he really likes marble
<marrub> YHOLL I WILL ERADICATE YOU FROM THIS CHANNEL
* You have been kicked from #vr by marrub (DIE)
<Sgt_Shivers> I hear we are pinging spamrub
<marrub> DUMRUB HIGHLIGHTS ME
* TerminusEst13 has kicked GayMOTA_Gay from #vr ("impersonation")
* marrub has kicked GMOTA_Guy from #vr (abuse of power)
* You have been kicked from #vr by marrub (drugs)
<Jenova> #yiff Only IRC operators may join #yiff (+O is set)
<Yholl> they've rolled under the bed to their secret marble zone
<Yholl> if only we had treasured the marbles more
<marrub> MARBLE ZONE ACT 3: MARBLE GOES INSANE FROM HIGHLIGHTS
<Patcheresu> rollan for marrub's rectal integrity percentage
<Patcheresu> .dice 1d100
<vrobot> Patcheresu: : 13
<TerminusEst13> It's faggotry without limits. An infinite source of bumfuckery stacking to the stars. Cock upon cock upon cock upon cock, all stuffed within a prerequisite anus before continuing the chain.
<Patcheresu> Term confirmed for so anime he attracts Japanese women to the chat
<marrub> FUCKING NINJAS STABBING LESBIAN NUNS
<Eric`> behold the true form of anime
* Yholl curls up, rolls away
<Kyle873> PUT HIM IN THE MARBLE MADNESS DUNGEON
<Yholl> NO NOT MARBLE MADNESS
<Yholl> I USED TO PLAY THAT
<Yholl> Looks like the lower you set sparsity, the fuckier the railgun gets, even though it's a visual modifier only
<Yholl> that's cool
<Kyle873> blame Edward850
<Yholl> Stupid edward
<Yholl> always ruining my graphical experience
<Kyle873> fuck you Edward850
<Kyle873> ruining everything
<Sgt_Shivers_> I swear one day someone in here is going to go mad with power and kick everyone
<Edward850> You mean that doesn't happen already?
* Yholl has kicked Sgt_Shivers_ from #DoomRPG (I don't understand)
* Yholl has kicked Edward850 from #DoomRPG (what's going on)
<killbotvii> I actually used to be friends with him on steam. It's legitimately my own fault for introducing him to this mod.
<killbotvii> I am so sorry.
<Edward850> IT WAS YOU
<Edward850> DEPLOY PIGEONS.
<killbotvii> I am so so sorry.
* Yholl has kicked killbotvii from #DoomRPG (PIDGEON STRIKE)
<CookieBot> vrobot: .wan
<vrobot> CookieBot: I've been pondering this myself.
<Marcaek> Jimmy_, tell baratus to stream siliness :(
<Jimmy_> he's been uniing
<Sangueffusor> no. i want to see what a vita cracker looks like
<Jimmy_> Sangueffusor: I've seen a really rough unfinished draft of that clip that he's doing
<Jimmy_> I think my favorite parts so far are the Russian guy, and the gay sex
<TerminusEst13> So's YOUR FACE.
<marrub> wow thanks
<TheZombieKiller_> oh hey david's on
<marrub> oh great
<marrub> now we can yell at him!
<marrub> .eightball IS TERMINUS LOOKING AT HOMOSEXUAL IMAGES OF GAY DICKS AND BALLS
<vrobot> marrub: Concentrate and ask again.
<marrub> FUCK YOU
<Yholl> COMMENCING HARASSMENT OF LAPTOPTEM
<Yholl> RAR RAR RAR SOUNDS RAR RAR NIGHTMARE MASTERMIND RAR RAR IT'S FUN TO HARASS PEOPLE
<Yholl> HARASSMENT HAS CONCLUDED, PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY IN #DOOMRPG
* LaptopTEM aaaaaaa
<Kahuna> what the fuck have I come back to
<CookieJar> discussion of dicks
<marrub> acceptably bad pun
<Soundwave> And by the end of the day
<Soundwave> its a god damn videogame
<Dan_Drivers> mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga
<Dan_Drivers> what the fuck
<Dan_Drivers> that isnt what I meant to post
To kill the Cyberdemon, shoot it until it dies.
<_sink> the sarcasm in your tone is making me think that you may not actually understand what you are saying
<nax> i once non sarcastically complimented Marcaek
<nax> i think
<marrub> yeah I like latex
<marrub> please don't quote me on that
<Mysticla> vrobot: is term hotter than me
<vrobot> Mysticla: There is no escape from the truth of this situation.
<Soundwave> of course he's hotter than you, he's the one who gets the girls.
<Eric`> pizza is for CASULS
<Soundwave> if pizza is for casuals
<Soundwave> then what food isn't for casuals, Eric?
<Eric`> the blood of your enemies
<Soundwave> Does menstruation blood count?
<Eric`> man why would you be collecting that shit from your enemies what the fuck you say the weirdest shit sometimes
<Eric`> god damn
<Medicris> man if I wanted to enrage myself with the stupidity of others I'd go to /v/.
<Mechazawa> i dont even want to know how or why that is
<JetPlane> h e y
<JetPlane> s h u t u p b i t c h
<TerminusEst13> ~KoNnIcHiWa MINNA-SAAAN!~ ^o^ Watashi am VERRYY pleased to meet you guys!! ,,V_ ^~^ I liek to play DOOM and watch my FAVORITE JAPANESE SHOWS!! 8D I'm very glad to meet minna-san, hehehehe..... Hopefully we can all get along, yoroshiku onegaishimaasu~~! wwww i hope japan-senpai notices me wwwww
<TerminusEst13> Hold on, I think I accidentally killed Eric.
<Mystical> Eric now has an anime tumour
<Medicris> sweet christmas what have you done
<Eric> no that's it you're fucking done
-ChanServ/#vr- Eric set flags -AOhiortv on TerminusEst13.
* ChanServ removes channel operator status from TerminusEst13
/kick marrub i'm helping!
<Soundwave> not all touhou characters are lolicon
<marrub> >ASSASSINATION: Hellmine
<marrub> how does that even work
<marrub> they practically kill themselvse
<FunkyGnoll> this one's REALLY REALLY scary and they want to make sure it's gone
<marrub> i shall write a bio for my character while i wait for focus to finish
<marrub> "maruarb the renegade: a stealth operative trained in several arts of gunshooty, famous for his unique fighting style of "i will shoot you in the god damn face", being a reckless renegade he was demoted back to the bottom and must now work his way back up to become the ultimate shootygunguy"
<TheZombieKiller> I contacted someone who apparently had it, however he refused to hand it over
<TheZombieKiller> and I was out of fake shadow warrior betas
<Alex_Mercer> You usually need both hands to be efficient with them...
<Edward850> With folders, yeah you can sometimes get away with that.
<Edward850> Although it gets very annoyed when you start removing things and the cache misreads.
<Edward850> It's like going to open a door that you knew lead to the supply closet, only to find revenants. And no actual room.
<ObviousIssues> Yeah I'm not gonna watch weird-ass loli rape.
<Soundwave> But if #grandvoid is filled with weebs
<Soundwave> then #bestever is filled with bronies?
<Jenova_> megaman players
<Yholl> I do not want to trust the rock to be sentient. It may turn on me.
<Eric`> term is using unpaid child labor so he can sell us gzdoom mods
I'm having trouble thinking of a context for this. I'm having more trouble thinking of a need for a context.
<Eric`> if you find yourself offended by a port for a 21-year-old game you might want to rethink your priorities in life
<Soundwave> I feel like a fucking
<Eric`> no marrub we're not talking about dicks
<DrTapeworm> doom wads bring the phrase "skeletons in the closet" to a whole new level
<DrTapeworm> chaingunners in the closet doesn't sound as catchy, either
<CookieBot> Title: Angry Man Pounded By The Fear Of His Latent Gayness Over A Dinosaur Transitioning Into A Unicorn - Kindle edition by Chuck Tingle. Literature & Fiction Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the unicorn variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core?
<marrub> I AM NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO MY OWN BOT
* Kyle873 gives channel operator privileges to Yholl.
* Kyle873 gives channel operator privileges to Yholl.
* Kyle873 gives channel operator privileges to Yholl.
* Kyle873 gives channel operator privileges to Yholl.
* Kyle873 gives channel operator privileges to Yholl.
<Yholl> WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
<Patcheresu> .dice 1d100 for Term's anime percentage
<vrobot> Patcheresu: fug it borked
<marrub> [14:11] <Mystical> vrobot: does marrub snort code?
<marrub> [14:11] <vrobot> Mystical: Yes.
<marrub> [14:11] <vrobot2> Mystical: Yeah
<marrub> [14:11] <vrobot2> vrobot REMINDS ME OF MY TORTURED PAST AAAAAAGH
<vrobot> marrub IS TRIGGERING ME PLS BAN THEM
<Mystical> good news everyone
* Mystical has left this server (Connection closed).
<drawFrag> ahh drawing bearly dressed little girls is so relaxing
<Gardevoir> I prefer DICK ASS over UPDOG
<Medicris> little did anyone know tycho started out as a mere irc shittalking bot
<Mystical> vrobot: will marrub make this a quote?
<vrobot> Mystical: No.
<vrobot2> Mystical: Yes.
<marrub> I will now
<Rye> >switch over to vr tab
<Rye> >dicussions about fucking teenagers
<tehvappy50> .ask what are you working on, vrobot
<vrobot> tehvappy50: Marrubspanties .
<marrub> WHAT THE FUCK DID MY BOT JUST SAY
<Zakken> The words "ara ara" remind me of my waifu, so it is very arousing
<Zakken> Please refrain from saying it
<Eric`> remember when people cared about the gameplay in video games
<Eric`> those were the days
* Yholl is a bundle of quilt and fear
<Sepums> Futa club
<Sepums> THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO INTO THE SEARCH BAR
<mumrub> Sepums: add incest futanari lolicon please
<mumrub> mumrub: pls no
<mumrub> Sepums: please yes
<mumrub> Sepums: it's my favorite
<mumrub> med help it's happening again
<mumrub> this is him suggesting things for my game
<Medicris> what in the hells
<Medicris> fuck it's early in the morning I can't be laughing like this
<GMOTA_Guy> Bumrub I'm still 80% certain you enjoy talking to these freaks
<Mystical> I never sent you porn
* vrobot2 stares accusingly
<CookieBot> Title: Lawn Mower Torture - YouTube
<vrobot2> vrobot TRAUMATIZED ME
<Mystical> vrobot: can you show us your assets?
<vrobot> Mystical: Nah
<vrobot2> Mystical: Nah
<JetPlane> i miss the gay japanese kemono i was getting reccomended on tumblr
<JetPlane> because i just got a hentai recco where a chick was being hung by her nipple piercings
<marrub> I JUST SPILLED MY DRINK READING THAT
<Mystical> I hope you accidentally slip and get a shover inside your urethra
<nax> so about gloome
<nax> im assuming the E stands for Edward who is handling the netcode
<HostileV> GLOOME stands for Get Low (Oh! Oh!) Move, Everybody.
<PresidentPeople> Grenades Launched Over Ol' Marrub's Easychair
<Soundwave> GLOOME=Giant Lizards Oppressing Obese Men Everywhere
<PresidentPeople> Great, Let's Order Out Mexican Enchiladas
<PresidentPeople> Got Lagged Out. Ow, My E-peen
<marrub> no guys it's obviously gay lovers on: other men's erections
<nax> Glocks Lockin On OG Mothafuckas Everywhere
<Medicris> hey TerminusEst13
<Medicris> you know the first showcase of your engine is gonna be rarity vs the changelings
* TerminusEst13 has kicked Medicris from #vr (FUCK OFF)
<Eric`> we want the speccy
<wancake> I want to see exactly what you got
<silentwan> he's at half-mast, man, don't leave him hanging
<Soundwave> No you are not going to
<silentwan> coem on dude work the shaft
<Soundwave> i am not showing the specs
<Eric`> you know you wanna u slut
<Soundwave> You cannot force me to do so
<wancake> YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER
<silentwan> jsut a little tickle on the sphincter! I swear it'll be fine!
<Soundwave> You guys are like pedophiles except instead of stalking little girls, you stalk little computers
<marrub> as much as I hate p_acs.cpp it..
<marrub> I don't know, has some soft of "charm" to being a 60 thousand line clusterfuck?
<_sink> what would a swan fox hybrid look like
<Soundwave> Like demonsteele
<TerminusEst13> I'll probably stick my cock in it
<Bloax> Other side?
<vrobot2> vrobot MAKES MY CIRCUITS BOIL WITH HATE
<Minigunner> I'm totally fed up
<TheClassicCat> with dick jokes?
<TheClassicCat> sorry, they're all i know
<jmickle> does it fuck the police into a server of yours?
<TheZombieKiller> .decide To leak, or not to leak
<vrobot> TheZombieKiller: To leak
<CookieBot> TheZombieKiller: or not to leak
<Ryan_Cordell> i keep getting attached to games with horrible engines apparently
<Soundwave> 21 years of doom modding can really make someone go "how do you play doom?"
<Bloax> and stay away from the actually good engines
<Bloax> hi doom
<Bloax> hi quake
<vrobot> WELL LOOKIE HERE, SEEMS LIKE Bloax HAS AN OPINION
* vrobot vibrates angrily at CookieJar
<fgsfds> if you want to wake up, go the fuck to sleep
<TerminusEst13> I'm honestly surprised by all of the dogs popping up everywhere in Deepdream.
<TerminusEst13> Androids do not dream of electric sheep, apparently.
* vrobot2 stares accusingly
<marrub> guarantee you term will be confused
<TerminusEst13> hurrrrr durrrrr murrb how do events work
<Eric`> he thinks he can trust himself, but then he notices that he's already signing up for a deviantart account
<marrub> who will take quote 200
<marrub> didn't I say it would be me saying something about dicks
<fgsfds> surely you won't put this as quote #200
<fgsfds> it would be a big letdown
<nax> .ask vrobot, how would you describe marrub's abilities?
<vrobot> nax: Medium. DED'.
<Kyle873> A_Explode(randompick(0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,2,3,5), 16, XF_HURTSOURCE, 0, 16)
<Kyle873> YHOLL WHY
<Kyle873> WHY YHOLL
<Yholl> I REGRET NOTHING
<Kyle873> THIS IS ILLEGAL YOU KNOW
<TheClassicCat> why is there no mathematic symbol for "should be equal to except you fucked up somewhere"
<JetPlane> im trying to make tupac explode
<Kate> The more I look at this and how poorly put together it is, the more I realize that it has transcended this plane of stupidity to finally arrive at the Valhalla of absolute retardation.
* TerminusEst13 has kicked Mysticla from #vr (making young boys cry again)
<fgsfds> does hotwheels even have a functioning dick
<fgsfds> sometimes it just seems like this world revolves around pussy
<TerminusEst13> What if none of us actually exist
<vrobot> TerminusEst13 IS LITERALLY RAPING ME WOW
<Ranik> nothing like having to entirely re-do something based on arbitrary criticism
<TheZombieKiller> also I just realized something amazing
<TheZombieKiller> if someone did a FOSS version of the source engine
<TheZombieKiller> it'd be
<marrub> god damn it
<Eric`> oh boy a gathering hole for weeaboos
<Eric`> my favorite hunting grounds
Who plays multiplayer anyway?
<_basin> what do you suggest I do
<_basin> what if I go and swap out the dongles
<marrub> oh my~
<_basin> I'm gonna do it
<marrub> just render my fucking cock
<fgsfds> shit i gotta find a new video game to play
<fgsfds> or i'll be stuck listening to j-pop and programming shit all day again
<Eric`> truly a terrible fate
<fgsfds> does anyone here know vector math or geometry?
<fgsfds> i have a question
<fgsfds> a question about planes
<_sink> planes fly
<fgsfds> thanks, that answered my question
<FKER_Guy> Yep, ok, wow, I'm a fucking tard
<SirJellytrain> THERE ARE MANY BAD THINGS IN THE WORLD, AND THEN THERE'S FKER_Guy
<Med> Knocktourne in Knuckles: Featuring Knuckles from the Knuckles May Chuckle series.
* WaTaKiD sets the channel mode to 'no messages from outside'.
* ChanServ sets the channel mode to 'allow messages from outside'.
<TheCreep> I found a new artist that could go really well with your new game TerminusEst13. I think Eminem (also known as Slim Shady), would make an incredible addition to an already incredible game.
<TerminusEst13> I'm sure he would be. Unfortunately I'm sorry to break your heart, but Eminem and I have already been in talks.
<TerminusEst13> And simply put, he's not fine with me using any of his music until I put Caleb into Samsara.
<satan> _sink IS THE CONDUCTOR OF THE JELLY TRAIN
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<TheZombieKiller> oh shit I just got the best idea ever
<TheZombieKiller> someone needs to do a kex engine fork
<TheZombieKiller> top kex
* ChanServ has kicked Mystical from #vr (making little boys cry)
<fgsfds> mub, did you try to do the shader thing yet
<marrub> no I'm trying to beat up girls go away
<fgsfds> but they don't have vaginas
<marrub> it depends on the magnitude of vagina
<vrobot> SCIENTISTS BELIEVE iSpookulon IS THE SOURCE OF ALL SADNESS IN THE WORLD
<iSpookulon> Yes, because I subsist on the collective sadness of humanity.
<vrobot> I'M TELLING ON YOU iSpookulon YOU HURT MY FEELINGS
<`nax> i wish someone would make a website that could feature my witty repetoire and banter
<JetPlane> its just weird that a series spawned from marty mcdonald sucking a dick can be as powerful as it is i guess
<Mystical> finished expert Gemini league with 22 points
<vrobot> HEY Mystical. YOU ARE BAD.
<Mystical> FUG YOU
<vrobot> Mystical IS NOT A SKELETON AND THEREFORE IS BAD
<Mystical> SORRY THAT I DON'T SHARE MARRUB'S PHYSIQUE
<vrobot2> Mystical PLS GO
<Mystical> It's not an addiction in the medical sense
<Mystical> if I want to stop I'll stop
<_sink> hwat the fucl
<`nax> hey marrub quote this on your website
<Mysticla> foreach(marrub, fags)
<vrobot> PLS Mysticla
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<CookieBot> Dusk: damaamadamn
<Dusk> :s/(.+)/\nQUIT :\1/g
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<LinkBot> [ Fingered on Steam ]
<Yholl> Because die
<TerminusEst13> Which means we could gangbang Watakid's waifu in front of him.
<Yhollkai> the maid will fall
<Yhollkai> he will be powerless to stop us
<WaTaKiD> ill kill u
<Yhollkai> We'll send the meido to the meido
<TerminusEst13> we'll send garbage-chan to the garbage can
<marrub> the amd furry x
<marrub> it renders e621 500% faster than any other gpu
And now there's the latest thread in hell, helled for no real reason, and the last poster has "Linguica" as his username, has the same avatar as Linguica and even when you go to his profile it still says Linguica, and actually it redirects you to Linguica's profile or something like that. Like some software manipulation.
<Patriarch137> all I'm trying to say is that Hitler did bring up some pretty valid points
<iSpookulon> I ended up deleting that copy your final version of Psyhic by accident one day, since I don't have it anymore. (Whoops.) So, uh. relink that?
<Yholl> DON'T DO IT IT'S A TRAP
<iSpookulon> Shaddup Yholl. It ain't a trap.
<Yholl> oh ok
<marrub> ur a trap yholl
<marrub> oh JESUS NO
<fgsfds> people are full of fuck
<fgsfds> instead of brains
<_sink> IVE LOOKED AT IT AT ALL POSSIBLE ANGLES
<_sink> THE PENIS DOES NOT FIT HERE
<TerminusEst13> .idgames good map
<vrobot2> TerminusEst13: Nothing found.
<Eric`> there you have it folks
<fgsfds> i approve
<fgsfds> you don't know that bears have names because you don't talk to bears
>If you want regular old Doom reloading,
>regular old Doom
<NewbTheShrubbery> <massive pile of dicks here>
<RoyKirbs> I feel like the Genesis and SNES are gunna get into a knife fight if I leave my room.
<Ryan_Cordell> please don't make me draw shota peppers
<Yholl> AT LAST
<Yholl> I AM FREED FROM THE SHACKLES OF REWRITEDOM
<Yholl> NO MORE AM I HELD CAPTIVE BY THE SINS OF ARMORS AND BOOTS
<Yholl> I CAN ONCE MORE VENTURE FORTH INT- ooh i can make this gun shoot coke bottles
<DavidPH> Shit, there was some other ACC thing I remembered that was actually not retarded.
<DavidPH> Oh, no.
<DavidPH> It was totally retarded.
<kurashiki> Is this gothloli shop run by marrub...? http://marble.girly.jp/
<Mysticla> I wouldn't doubt that, kura
<marrub> it is my greatest business
<Mysticla> marrub does seem to be the kind of boy that likes to get himself in dresses
<marrub> god damn it mystical
<Kagur> hope no more disconnections
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<Ryan_Cordell> how dare you kick a man while he's afk
<Ryan_Cordell> shame on you
<Yholl> OH YEAH WELL
*** Yholl has been kicked from the channel by Yholl (TAKE THAT).
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<Yholl> TAKE THAT YOU
<marrub> anime is a hell unto itself
<Karai> lpghatguy: if you see ZEntranceJew at some point, put him in a gas chamber for me
<TheZombieKiller> the love2d community everyone
<Mystical> please quote this
<Mystical> it'll make marrub mad
<HostileV> Internet salt can't taint waifu dreams, Term.
<CSGWark> not sure if I would want a 3 day pass to HitlerCon
<esselfortium> you only need the first day really
<CSGWark> At least a Saturday
<Eric`> fuck it, i murdered them
<Med> he learns quickly
<bartbes> nothing like rick astley to introspect upon the sad state of your life
<bartbes> most notably, on why you're thinking about rick astley in the first place
<Soundwave> needs more quotes
<Soundwave> and you can say its perfect
>Because Smooth Doom is slowly taking its place as the politically correct alternative of BD
>yeah, if there's one thing i can really get behind, it's smooth doom's stance on immigrants and health care
<marrub> fucking insane speed with D
<marrub> it's like the jokes about this language write themselves
<Yholl> Kyle is trying to work out how to give everyone the D
<marrub> rubber dome keyboards actually hurt my hands after a few hours of use
<marrub> I don't know why
<Ryan_Cordell> marrub doesn't like it rubbered confirmed
<Mysticla> why are the tiny bananas always the tastiest
<fgsfds> how can you eat the things you fap to
<Ascertabus> He has a vore fetish
<Mystical> fuck off
<Kuradog> Tsundere chan, help me
<GMOTA_Guy> Oh damn it I just responded to that name
<GMOTA_Guy> DAMN IT
<Dusk> not this fucking argument again
<Med> send help term is reading stories about gay horses in high heels out loud
<Ryan_Cordell> what a thing to come back to
<Kate> actually I *should* post that in response to this, because he should have been aware this was a thing in 1999, because really, doomscript has become a legend by now
<Bouncy> I would say myth. Legends have plausibility.
<Dusk> .g :V
<vrobot2> [ /v/ - Video Games - 4chan ]
<Yhollkai> you dare
<DavidPH> Yes, the extra parentheses are needed because the ISO C++ committee is high on crack or something.
<marrub> sounds about right really
<Kate> it pointed seven million fingers at Terraria.Main.Draw and was like "HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN"
<FunkyGnoll> I'll always remember The Burbs
<FunkyGnoll> not so much because of the content or anything
<FunkyGnoll> but because that was the first time I ever had a migraine
<FunkyGnoll> woke up, stumbled into the room, saw the ending scene where a car trunk is opened to reveal a bunch of skulls
<FunkyGnoll> "yeah, same"
<TerminusEst13> FUCK STRIFE
<Dan_Drivers_> whoever joins next is a faggot
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<Dan_Drivers_> wait no
<Mechazawa> idk i rdum i pnt n shot thin lel
* Kate drools brain cells out of her mouth
<Kate> rip intelligence
<Kate> 04R07A08I09N10B12O06W13S 04F07O08R 09T10H12E 06R13A04I07N08B09O10W 12G06O13D04, 07H08U09G10S 12F06O13R 04T07H08E 09H10U12G 06T13H04R07O08N09E
<Skaarjman> c++ literally looks like some sort of useless-Bedouin-whatnot language compared to acs
<Yholl> We just escaped genocide
* RPGBot has kicked Kyle873 from #DoomRPG (NUCLEAR PIDGEON STRIKE)
* RPGBot has kicked RPGBot from #DoomRPG (RETALIATION)
<Ryan_Cordell> OUT OF TEN
<marrub> lemme see if I can go find a picture of my cock
<Eric`> some magnesium alloy, i dunno the details but basically it's fucking stronk and if you want to beat someone to death with your laptop, IBM's your man
Their fluorescent nipples were drawn with a special rendering mode usually reserved for fog-piercing runway landing lights.
<vrobot2> - >>2747421 | i want to Fuck yholl
<DavidPH> OH MY GOD.
<DavidPH> FUCKING FixedMul/Div.
<DavidPH> AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAaaAAaaAAaaAAaAAaaAAAAAAaaAAaAAAaAAaAAaaAaaAAaAAaaAAaaaa WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!
<marrub> shouldn't you just add a !max_marble [n] and just have it spam marble
<Kyle873> I love how you are giving suggestions on how to spam you even harder
<marrub> wait, I am?
<marrub> I.. am
YOU CAN DANCE IF YOU WANT TO
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND
CAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE
AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE
THEN THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE
<Kate> you can upgrade your ship in Starbound in the middle of FTL
<Kate> I wonder how that works
<Kate> "I'm just going to casually disassemble my ship while it's traveling at impossible speeds."
<TheToxicAvenger> EAT MY SHORT DICK
<Marcaek> i'll take unsurprising things TTA has said for 300, alex
<TerminusEst13> Man you're telling me I have to sit here and watch the entire yaoi movie between my buddy and I until I can sufficiently judge it's gayness?
<_sink> i can hear my sister's shit taste through the cardboard walls
<DavidPH> ONLY CAPSLOCK CAN TRULY EXPRESS MY EMOTIONAL STATE RIGHT NOW.
<DavidPH> I've already decided to destroy humanity.
<DavidPH> I'm looking at the actual source now.
<DavidPH> This is terrible.
<DavidPH> I'm going to go put up a pine board.
<DavidPH> Which has to be trimmed to a riduclous shape because it's the last piece of the wall and has to fit perfectly against the other wall which is not flat.
<DavidPH> And that will be less horrifying than this code.
<TerminusEst13> It doesn't actually remove the thing that was spawned. Which in this case is a Revenant.
<TerminusEst13> So you open up the game and suddenly a revenant jumps out of your ass and starts slapping your face.
"The game is balanced around the vanilla experience" - Almir 2015, AMA
<DavidPH> That said, if you don't update SLADE and start using gdcc-acc, I will kill one hostage every hour.
<HostileV> It's amazing what people will tell you if they think you're in a position of authority.
<HostileV> I'm an assistant manager at a movie theater.
<Marcaek> i like to post dangerously
<Marcaek> needs more ijoncode
<dew> if hitler was alive, he'd be mapping for doom and posting creepy shit on doomworld
<TiberiumSoul> why do i even bother trying to stream this shit if none of you guys are even going to come watch
<TiberiumSoul> im the guy who made tiberiumdoom
<Kyle873> >pop open dubstep radio I usually listen to
<Kyle873> "WHAT THE WHAT THE BLAZE THE WEED" *fat as fuck drop*
<Ryan_Cordell> i swear you're gonna find a drop hard enough that it'll vibrate your glaucoma out of existance or something, lol
<Kyle873> I'd be okay with this
<iSpookulon> Ban that Ednerd guy. He keeps talking about goatse. :v
<FunkyGnoll> Goat C
<FunkyGnoll> finally, a programming language for goats
<Daekesh> i'm sure Tee_Pee can tell you
<Daekesh> as he can tell you, the ue4 foliage system really grows on you
<AgentElrond> ho ho ho
<Tee_Pee> I could tell you, but Daekesh' pun made me too angry.
<Daekesh> it was rather punishing
<Kyle873> is that klingon?
<Tee_Pee> that's a similar language called Key'Smash
SgtMarkIV has done way more to contribute to Doom's ongoing popularity than anyone else on this forum. His mod is being talked about in maintstream gaming publications. No other Doom mod can claim that. For someone not invested that much in the Doom community, it's obvious a whole lot of jealousy and general policital asshattery is involved.
<recentgooglesearches> if you die in a fur suit, will you still be wearing it in heaven
<phlogistinators> if you die in a fursuit youre not going to heaven
<Savarin> 4chan has a history board now
<Savarin> i'm sure this is gonna go well
<TheZombieKiller> "The Great Pepe War"
<TheZombieKiller> "The Normiecaust"
<vrobot> marrub IS LITERALLY RAPING ME WOW
<marrub> it's pretty shit but I like it
<Mystical> marrub shoving his teen taste down our throats again.
<Mystical> god damnit that did not come out right
<marrub> oh my
<Eric`> banned for wrong opinions
<Adam> dude probably got more pussy than a toilet seat
<marrub> terminus you know that he's gay, right
<TerminusEst13> I assure you, we have already had hot, flaming, passionate cybersex.
<JetPlane> K I L L M E
<Mitchykins> Another idea I have is like HDoom but with more /d/ like stuff and some /y/ elements
<Mitchykins> I still need to tell my (trans) gf I love her, instead of just impressing her with pictures of New England. But then again she's taken, so eh...
<Jes> inb4 i am oldest fart in all of zandyland
<Eric`> congrats on turning 13
<TerminusEst13> Well according to /vr/ I'm basically Hitler so
<TerminusEst13> Time for FUNPOSTING
<Orangestar> mine's grammatically correct at least
<DepressedHappymeal> look at that already better then zombie B)
<TerminusEst13> not really an accomplishment
<TerminusEst13> That was mean. I'm sorry, TZK. :(
<CookieJar> heh, one of these packs has a black card "the card czar's waifu is confirmed to be ____"
<CookieJar> too bad term is gone
<Soundwave> Be mexican
<Soundwave> that's all you need.
<_sink> what if i'm not mexican
<Estopolis> There's a good tutorial video out there.
<_sink> on how to be mexican?
<Soundwave> Just practice, that's all i can say
<DRL333> .urban space gangster
<vrobot> DRL333: Another way of saying 'apologies.' Like Apollo-[G]'s. An alternative to saying sorry.
<marrub> also vrobot has been merged with vrobot2
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<vrobot2> 31 commands: Heh, aagh, ask, bye, carmack, decide, ded, desperate, dice, dicks, eightball, fortune, fourchan, g, hello, hissy, hue, idgames, memo, moo, nyan, quote, revenant, rng, savage, shame, speak, status, urban, wan, whoops
<Soundwave> Something tells me that the vrobots got merged into one
<marrub> i literally just said that
<_basin> OH BOY
<_basin> WEEB SHIT
<Jes> .eightball do you just want to watch the world burn?
<vrobot> Jes: As I see it, yes.
<awsumpwner27> I just want to know what you guys think of the period of history when Europe was consistently fighting among each other.
<awsumpwner27> I'm not asking this to prove anything.
<Savarin> activate the skeleton
<TerminusEst13> I will not allow myself to be beaten off by you.
<DavidPH> Honestly, I'm already ready to fuck
<Kyle873> but marrub
<Kyle873> ini's are hard :( :( :(
<marrub> YEAH WELL MY DICK IS HARD
*** You have been kicked from channel #DoomRPG by Edward850 (nope).
On repense a little like Metroid and Castlevania, but with a massive dose of sandboxing that makes Dullahan by like, a hundred bears Dullahan is a Castlevania-like that will really make you *cheeky wink* shooter Nocturne In Yellow. It's a bit like Castlevania, and a lot like Heretic/Doom etc, meaning you'll 1991 castlevania contra damsel in distress food world goemon konami nintendo nes platformer shoot 'em player, for they are mighty.
<nax> even with murder, practice makes perfect.
I just played Taiko no Tatsujin for the DS, and it really bothers me because I want to fuck the drum.
I mean, I understand wanting to fuck the turtle with the apron, but I don't know if I've ever wanted to fuck an anthropomorphic object before.
<Medicris> individually we are weak, like a single twig
<Medicris> but as a bundle, we form a mighty faggot
<ObviousIssues> a ladyboy porn blog/bot that's following me just liked my recent Loss.jpg post.
<ObviousIssues> I think that's the most internet thing I've ever said.
The liberal agenda is simple: take away our first amendment rights and brainwash our children with communism. This is wrong. But the liberals and, by extension, the gay agenda cannot take away our right to defeat ISIS with the power of Jesus.
<Alfonzo> trains are overrated
<jmickle> you shut your god damn mouth
<Mysticla> why do high quality speakers have a distinct smell
<Mysticla> something in the materials there just smells good
<Ryan_Cordell> quit whiffing speakers you freak
<Mysticla> FUCK YOU
<Klendt> I can like a devil girl and not want to have sex with tony the tiger.
<Kurashiki> .eightball Is Ryan really hiwai nyan
<vrobot> Kurashiki: system error [0xfded] try again later
<Kurashiki> vrobot, error error baka
<vrobot> Kurashiki: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
<Kurashiki> vrobot, shutup ahondara
<vrobot> Kurashiki: Stop spamming the bot, idiots.
<Sgt_Shivers> Term what's you're favourite 2hu?
* TerminusEst13 has kicked Sgt_Shivers from #Anakeion (SAKUYA WAIFU BECAUSE GARBAGE-CHAN GOES IN THE GARBAGE CAN)
<TerminusEst13> "hitlers-nigga reblogged this from sgt-shivers"
<Sgt_Shivers> that guy's been around for a while
<darknation> isn't safe search meant to protect you from furries?
<Bloodshedder> no, but it did filter out a picture of a baby
<darknation> thank christ
<darknation> I don't want no babies stareing at me while I jerk to furry porn
<DooMBoy> How do you quote on here?
<fragglet> ling update doomworld
<Linguica> fuck off
<darknation> wtf is the point in storing quotes?
<boris_> darknation: it's like taking a photo in real life
<darknation> I wouldn't want photos of retards
<ketmar> hm. should i rename the field in Event structure which tells what mouse button was pressed from "butt" to "button"? and what about "ButtMask"? i love those names!
<Edward850> Ryan_Cordell has it. Strangle he's killed himself "@will" on Steam so I didn't notice before.
<Edward850> ... I have no idea what happened there.
<Edward850> I think I suffered a stroke mid message.
Brütal Brütal Doom. It's even Brütal Doomier than Brütal Doom!
* All Doomguy lines re-recorded by a chain-smoker choking on blood!
* More blood and gibs! Now explosions bleed too!
* More brutality! Now blood explodes too!
* 666% more Brëwtol: kill monsters and performances at the same time!
* Massive assault on all senses! Brütal Brütal Doom is guaranteed to make you deaf
What are you waiting for? Scream and gore will shower you in Brütal Brütal Doom
<Mitchykins> ... Bridget has a nice butt
<TheZombieKiller> I'm too lazy to port forward
<TheZombieKiller> on my dad's 4g dongle
<Graham`> oh my?
dogs are just firm cats
nyan > wan
cats are just loose dogs
nyan < wan
<TheZombieKiller> .badmin Orangestar
<Byte> TheZombieKiller: Orangestar admin privileges revoked
<Graham`> .badmin TheZombieKiller
<Byte> Graham`: hahahahahaha, nice try
<TerminusEst13> YOU GET NO LOVE TONIGHT
<TerminusEst13> FUCKING NONE
<TerminusEst13> 200% TSUN
<TerminusEst13> NO DERE
<HostileV> Ah yes, my favorite Japanese gameshow.
<HostileV> Dere or No Dere.
That is not a dog. That is the continent of Australia.
<nax> thing is when playing WDI there's never any anger involved
<nax> when i'm murd, i'm very playful with people
<nax> we have a lot of fun
<nax> i stab people with my fun knife
* TerminusEst13 has kicked Mystical from #Anakeion (bad opinions, as usual)
<DavidPH> This is still an amazing test code:
<DavidPH> // chek ur privldge
<DavidPH> CreateTranslation(1, 0:255=[0,0,0]:[0,0,0]);
<DavidPH> So uh, how'd that test go?
<DavidPH> Possibly plural, since it'd be nice to know that everything else is still working.
<Graham`> oh, sorry, I've been trying to get a sex bot working
<Graham`> uh, IRC bot
<Graham`> .addsnowflake TerminusEst13
<Byte> Graham`: added TerminusEst13 to the autism spectrum
<HostileV> LOCAL CYBORG IN CONTROL OF BALL-SIZED DEATH ORB, DEMANDS CORN CHIPS FROM POPULACE
<Graham`> DICK POWER, ACTIVATE
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<_40oz> at work the bitches are all lovey-dovey best friends but man when one of them gets home you'll never hear the end of it
<Bloodshedder> what do you think they say when it's your day off
<Bloodshedder> and what does it say about you when you refer to them as 'bitches'
<_40oz> plot twist, i work with dogs
<SmashBroPlusB> hey here's a question from almost nowhere
<SmashBroPlusB> GLOOME still doesn't have netplay to speak of does it
<TerminusEst13> It uses ZDoom's netplay.
<Graham`> it has gzdoom's netplay
<TerminusEst13> So no.
<Graham`> so no
<Graham`> fuck you term
<Gez> I wish to report a bug. If you open gloome.exe in a hex editor, then let your cat jump on the keyboard, then save, the program then fails to launch. Can you fix that?
<Tanikaze> puyo puyo
<Neko-sama> (Puyo Puyo)
<Tanikaze> puyo puyo
<Neko-sama> (Puyo Puyo)
<Neko-sama> Pupupupu Puyo Puyo~!
<Tanikaze> puyo puyo
<Neko-sama> (Puyo Puyo)
<Tanikaze> puyo puyo
<Neko-sama> (Puyo Puyo)
<Neko-sama> Pupupupu Puyo Puyo~!
<ThreeChainLinks> I jack off to normal stuff, like catgirls
<Mysticla> when I look at Deus Ex's logo
<Mysticla> I think of Deus Ex
<Mysticla> when I look at HR's logo
<Graham`> when I look at a fucking triangle
<Mysticla> I think of a triangle
<Graham`> I think of a fucking triangle
<rf`> there's something about people calling community projects 'CP' that makes me uncomfortable
<sharpobject> am i anime
<sharpobject> ok thanks
<some_guy> Creeping on underage IRL girls is bad.
<some_guy> But you can't commit a crime with a 2D girl. You cannot molest an idea.
<TerminusEst13> all i wanted to do was explain why i wasn't sexually attracted to splatoon characters
<Obsidian_> Hey, did anyone here work on a TC called DRAIN at some point? I need the resources.
<thefwf_work_> but you want corngun?
<thefwf_work_> I HAVE CORNGUN http://i.imgur.com/TugEX13.png
<Sgt_Shivers> i can't believe barkley saved anime
<Kyle873> fucking hell
<Kyle873> kill me
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<Graham`> .eightball did you enjoy stabbing and bleeding vrobot2 to death
<vrobot> Graham`: As I see it, yes.
<Graham`> oh my god
<Graham`> .eightball will I die if I spin the barrel and pull the trigger
<vrobot> Graham`: Perhaps...
<Graham`> well, let's try it
* vrobot spins barrel
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Fuck archviles desu.
<Mystilac> and there would be trackballs in the trackballs
<Mystilac> where the fuck is my funding
<Graham`> of course myst would want funding to play with balls
<Mystilac> I actually do like to play with trackballs
<Graham`> of course myst is fond of playing with balls
<Mystilac> I play with them all the time
<Infirnex> GZDoom is a cunt.
<HostileV> "Anime was a mistake." John Romero on the release of Daikatana, 2000.
<Graham`> inside his muscles are nuclear transistors
<Graham`> emitting heat at such high intervals that he is literally a heat factory
Anime is real!!! real boys can DIE IN A FIRe, anime boys can kick ur assess!!!!! <3 <3 ^-^
<Thyrork> Kill All Normies
<TerminusEst13> I'm going to edit that so you're saying "Kill All Normies" instead.
<Thyrork> You wouldn't.
<Graham`> though it does suck having to give up the GL renderer
<Graham`> much like graf sucks balls
<Graham`> which also is much like how ken silverman sucks balls
<fgsfds> correction, ken silverman sucks ken silverballs(tm)
<Gustavo6046> and when I announce my secret megawad of a secret name in #zan-events everyone will connect there.
<Gustavo6046> 12:3 - and will ask me a ton of questions; and I will answer them,
<Gustavo6046> 12:4 - because I am patient and truly capable of answering,
<Gustavo6046> 12:5 - and this capacity is actually a bendition of God initially given by God to everybody, of whom little knows to preserve.
<Gustavo6046> 12:6 - which is why today you see several persons with some deficiency.
<Gustavo6046> 12:7 - My biggest deficiency is computer addiction, but I preserved still the capacity of answering calmly to many questions with perseverance.
<Gustavo6046> some few custom proverbs. who wanna make some proverbs?
<ibm5155> my duck
<Gustavo6046> ibm5155: you mean dick?
<Gustavo6046> 13:1 - And the megawad is going to be a sucess; with help of a certain person which told me advanced mapping concepts and is such a big friend of mine.
<Gustavo6046> 13:2 - because we must be friends, me and him, the person that made hundreds of monsters, the demi-god hereafter named Madcat.
<Gustavo6046> 13:3 - and the megawad hits in Realm667 and in Doomworld news and Zandronum.
<Gustavo6046> 13:4-5 - and cursed be ZDoom forums for banning me for no reason; the forums won't have permission to spread the news because of the curse hereafter given to it.
<Gustavo6046> 13:6 - and not cursed will be Doomworld for losering me for no reason, as I forgive them for they helped me.
<Gustavo6046> 13:7 - But I understand I should stay away from people as I have Asperger and socialization deficiency.
<Gustavo6046> 13:8 - And cursed be the unbelievers of my faith, for they are selfish and act like I shitpost.
<Gustavo6046> 13:9 - and so be cursed unbelievers of my project, for they lack the patience to play them and still comment on them unnecessarily.
<HostileV> Gustavo6046 is a really weird new book to add to the Bible. Pope Bazinga the 1st shouldn't have added it.
<Balrog_> magic shota wouldn't be a terrible idea
<Kyle873> basically, if her age isn't on the clock, it's safe to hit that
<_sink> IN A WORLD
<_sink> WHERE CLOUDS AND SMALL FOREST CREATURES GO BAD
<_sink> SMALL ANIME GIRLS MUST COMMIT MASS GENOCIDE IN BRUTAL ONE ON ONE COMBAT
<Graham`> i just tabbed in and read this first thing
<Graham`> i'm going back to making this map now bye
<CrasicalTheMage> publicly showing enjoyment for a piece of media is a slippery slope that leads to horse fucking
<TerminusEst13> Oh boy, it's just what my dick has always wanted.
<Sydonay> Roses are red, violets are blue, raise sector floor height by 352.
<macahomie> is there anyway to revive dead hard drives?
<WaTaKiD> yell CLEAR and throw them into a microwave
<josh771> My new compy makes me so happy.
<josh771> IT'S SO DELICIOUS AND MOIST
<Kyle873> this is sounding more and more lewd and fetish by the minute
<josh771> Lewd Fetish is the name of my alternative rock band.
<Kyle873> sounds legit.jpg
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
<dew> eminem is just god-tier tsundere
<Mysticla> you wouldn't shoot a man that's about to shoot himself
<Mysticla> that's stupid
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<Graham`> how the fuck
<Graham`> did you just kick him faster than the bot could
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<Graham`> I LIVE
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<Graham`> oh yeah, gdcc-acc does actually need the drag-n-drop syntax to work
<Graham`> and by drag-n-drop syntax I mean `gdcc-acc C:\...\dicks.acs` would output to C:\...\dicks.o (thanks, windows)
<DavidPH> Yes. Of course. Obviously. NATURALLY.
Zandronum development in a nutshell:
<Dusk> god DAMNIT carn
<Graham`> so the next quote will be quote 420
<Soundwave> If its a weed joke, i will play mm8bdm forever
<Graham`> soundwave better make like weed and leaf before he has to go through that hell
<Soundwave> I am already in hell, its just a matter of moving in.
<Toooooasty> .eightball 蟲姫さま futanari?
<vrobot> Toooooasty: No. Die.
<Eric`> it sucks
<Adam> did you guys know that you could actually survive without a penis?
<Adam> I mean, cutting it off and cauterizing the wound
<Adam> You still piss from the same place and everything
<Adam> Is it wierd that I just reviewed this to make sure?
<Sgt_Shivers> why the hell does this guy keep posting weird sandwich anime pictures
<Bloax> oh wait yes
<Bloax> i did call MYSELF a faggot, i forgot about that
<DavidPH> I'm sure Bloax was very hurt by your words, Bloax.
<DavidPH> You should apologize to Bloax.
<Bloax> I don't feel like apologising to a dick like Bloax.
<Graham`> oh hey I can make an angry face with accents
<Mystical> doesn't look very angry
<Mystical> this does
<Graham`> the fuck kind of eyes are those
<Mystical> they're i's
<Graham`> fuck you
<SregotMurk42069> helo it is me
<SregotMurk42069> plae mawd
<TerminusEst14> FUCK YOOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<SregotMurk42069> N U
<TerminusEst14> FUCKING FUCK FUCKER
<SregotMurk42069> YIS A T AB FUCLED
<SregotMurk42069> FUCSKL YO
<TerminusEst13> HDoom has, like, the absolute most downloads of all time on BE.
<Jenova___> whats the filesize
<Jenova___> lets do some basic math here
<Marcaek> 33.9 meg
<Graham`> it's cost you a terabyte of bandwidth
<TerminusEst13> Thank you for your invaluable contributions to the community.
<Jenova___> where else can you get top speed doom porn downloads besides be
<Jenova___> thats practically what i made it for
<Thyrork> 'sides, I enjoy the mental exersis, and it gives me a break from writing bad fantasy stories.
<Thyrork> AND THEN JENNY PUT THE SWORD IN, AND THEN PULLED IT OUT.
<Jenova___> he is right tho?????
<Jenova___> its copyrighted to ID software the pic is proof
<Jenova___> that means U CANT USE GLOOME
<SregotMurk42069> helo is it ms
<SregotMurk42069> copyroajd is when i pee on it and that marks my territory
<SregotMurk42069> bakr the fock off mtorhercuskers
<SregotMurk42069> i pee here
<Mystical> Graham is getting the dick tonight
<Mystical> and he can't stop me
<Mystical> because I'm bigger and older
<Mystical> and stronger
<Yhollkai> I'm already doing so much crap with all the stupid weapon pitching shit
<Dilate> i wish i was black
<Blastfrog> Did you know you can piss on a donut and it specifically gets flagged as pissed on?
<Blastfrog> If a cop sees it and eats it, they puke
<Yholl> Just download some more RAM geez
<Yholl> it's not hard
<Kate> okay there, RAM downloaded
<Kate> now to install it
<Kate> all I have to do is click OK here and
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<TheToxicAvenger> Shihong sexually identifies as a T-800
<TerminusEst13> Yo, anyone know any short, relatively easy techbase level packs off the top of their head?
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<WaTaKiD> maybe u need to
<Hypnotoad> shut the fuck up ebola
<vrobot> [Channel Mute] <Zap> yo stop spamming the quotebot idiots
<TerminusEst13> Good job.
<Eric`> i can live with that weeb percentage
Hell you just a little bitch, did you fuck me what to say? I have participated in many of the attacks al-Qaeda secret, and I have confirmed killed on the 300, you'll let me know graduated from the top of the seal of my class.
<pancake> EVERY TIME I'M IN THE STREETS I MAKE THE GUN GO
<vrobot> pancake: MMMMMMM
<vrobot> pancake: MMMMMMMMMMMM
<vrobot> pancake: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Mystical> but the squid sisters aren't underaged
<TerminusEst13> I'm very concerned about how you actually know this.
<Mystical> Nigga they have presentable racks
<Mystical> plus their canon age is in the hundreds.
<_basin> the tiddy is obviously how you measure age
<Eric`> >they look 12 but they have huge tiddies and are actually 3000000 years old
<Eric`> sure haven't heard this one before
<Mystical> I'm not even into loli
<Mystical> my girls all have pronounced secondary sexual characteristics
<Mystical> thus revealing a post-pubescent state
<_basin> Mystical stop
<Mystical> a d u l t s
<nax> It was merely a night in the yesteryear when lo, behold, a terrible fear. Yet comically it was all for naught as Fastprojectiles paired with Projectiles as it ought. My modding grew fierce and feverish in nature, a whirl of anime, metal, literature.
<Graham`> fgsfds: myst would get z-lined faster than me honestly
<fgsfds> life is fair
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<DRL333> .eightball Am I Marcaek's mom?
<Marcaek> some things are better left unsaid
<Balrog> yeah I know
<nax> you work on mods like white women run from slashers
Just try it yourself and make your own opinion. Then bring that opinion here, I will compare it to mine, and then someone will probably get called a homosexual. That's God's way, son.
<MarvinPA> sadly that bug is literally impossible to fix
<MarvinPA> by which i mean i tried like once and then gave up
<PresidentPeople> Sun Shihong is a cyborg that runs and guns. She has a laser that also toasts buns. And don't forget that altfire stun. Not to be confused with that game by ZUN. Fun to be the one that's second to none as we slay demons by the ton in this yarn Term has spun. k im done
<Adam> You ever get that feeling that someone is talking about you, but they don't do it to your face?
<TheToxicAvenger> Now they're saying I'm getting 12-18 inches
<Xaser> ERROR: please don't
<Ryan_Cordell> how did i just misread your name as 'lemon tortilla', term
<TerminusEst13> because you're hungry
<Ryan_Cordell> oh ok
<Sgt_Shivers> Lemon Tortilla's been here for a long time
<Sgt_Shivers> he made samsalad rememebr
<imp> How does one fuck a file format?
<TheZombieKiller> you take a picture of your penis, and then shove the PNG data somewhere inside the file
<Shamas> wait are you advocating genocide or are you saying that they've been left behind
<JetPlane> im advocating genocide
<dew> can't wait for my laptop to sue me for sexually abusing it by forcing it to play porn while jerking off in front of its sensitive underage camera
<ultama121> dew pls
<dew> ultama121: oh you scoff now, but wait till your microwave decides to become a vegan
<Graham`> fuck fun
<GMOTA_Guy> So Term, where can I find it then?
<TerminusEst13> Lemme upload it.
<Adam> how do you pull the hd code out of it?
<CookieJar> you just find the code that's written in 1080p
<DavidPH> To be fair, 2/3 of the eggs came from my chickens. If they give me salmonella I will at least have the option of being avenged.
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<MarisaKirisame> I would love it if doom 2 got a nice facelift
<MarisaKirisame> to remedy the QUALITY map design
<TheMostlyCat> look its easy
<TheMostlyCat> just go back in time
<TheMostlyCat> kill sandy petersen
<Ryan_Cordell> .memo Kyle873 you MIGHT wanna limit !marble to 20 for bot operators ahahaha
<Graham`> time for marbpocalypse
<Graham`> !marble 255
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<TerminusEst13> I need to make something for my girlfriend.
<Mystical> HOW COULD YOU
<TerminusEst13> Well, Myst, it's pretty easy.
<TerminusEst13> She has tits, you don't.
<Mystical> Good point.
<Thyrork> Hold on, I need to fix that
<Mystical> Wait what
<Mystical> Yeah sink you moth fucker
<Mystical> get your head off my wiener
<_sink> i'm going to hurt you
<Mystical> I know how to trigger your gag reflex if you bite
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<Mystical> son of a bitch
<Spadger> there is a flintstones themed bbs
<Spadger> emergency meeting in #jetsons
<Marcaek> are non jetsons also welcome
<Spadger> ok but only if you promise you're not a flintstone spy
<Marcaek> i yabba dabba do
<Spadger> good stuff
<Spadger> heyyyy wait a minute
<JetPlane> do not anime
<Marcaek> will the real AD please stand up
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<Marcaek> hi AD!
<Marcaek> how's ur map
<AD_79> it's shit!
<Marcaek> yep thats AD alright
<TerminusEst13> If you have some spare money to throw at it
<TerminusEst13> I cannot suggest Satan's Anus enough.
<TerminusEst13> It's amazing
SLADE 3 in a nutshell:
<Ryan_Cordell> for FUCK'S
<RPGBot> Yeah, I realized about Australian bees
<Kyle873> Octokit is REALLY nice for that one
<Kyle873> I use it in my launcher
<RPGBot> inb4 "FUCK"
<FunkyGnoll> this fucking bot is shitposting at me
<FunkyGnoll> STOP IT
<RPGBot> [DoomRPG] Kyle873 pushed 1 new misfit
<Peggles> [DoomRPG] Pink-Silver pushed 1 new commit that appears that runs away screaming
<Kyle873> Yholl is poisoned D:
<Ryan_Cordell> !markov yholl
<Jimmy_> Senti Loosey and Jew Marijuana
<Jimmy_> (these were names I saw on a credits roll at the end of one of my dreams)
<_sink> .eightball anal?
<vrobot> _sink: Aren't you a little too old to be believing that?
<danbo> furries have their hands in everything it seems theyre like a lame ver of the illuminati
<Ryan_Cordell> who ever would make such a weeb ass mod anyway
<Graham`> but i don't like douk
<Eric`> fuck you you don't like douk
<Eric`> that's the anime talking
<DavidPH> FUCK YOU, IMAGINARY PERSON WHO POSSIBLY SAID THAT.
<DavidPH> IN THEORY.
<DavidPH> FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE THEORY!
Trying to act funny hacker? Ha ha. Your not funny. Your just a fat burgerKing with old cheese. I',m smelling you... kid.
<TerminusEst13> FYI spooning with someone means you want to lie behind them in bed and rub your hips against their bum
<Soundwave> Okay, now that's something i did not knew
<Dusk> i'm in c++11 template hell
<Graham`> what did you do Dusk
<Dusk> well, for now, this: #define filter(T, ...) GenericFilter<decltype(T), typename std::result_of<decltype(__VA_ARGS__)&(decltype(*T.begin()))>::type, __VA_ARGS__>(T)
<Graham`> holy fucking shit
<Inocudom> There are many terrible cartoons these days, like Calliou and Dora The Explorer (especially Calliou.) In fact, those two are often villians in GoAnimate videos on YouTube.
<Inocudom> A lot of those cartoons push subliminals and satanism very heavily. Especially anything made by Disney.
<Inocudom> Now, the Inklings of Splatoon, they are interesting in the sense that their world takes place 15,000 years after the apocalypse, they are based on squids (thus, they have a Lovecraftian vibe to them,) and they can be seen as animal-human hybrids by some people (days of Noah, you know.)
<Inocudom> Not that they actually are hybrids, but they, like many other fictional creatures and beings, can be used to get people to support and even practice the unholy act of cross-breeding.
<Eric`> when did #zdoom become an insane asylum
<Edward850> EsperNet? Haven't been there in awhile. Has it actually gotten worse?
<Eric`> there's one literal insane guy rambling about the illuminati and shit and two others are duking it out over trigger warnings
<LegoCS> vrobot, how do you feel about getting neutered
<vrobot> LegoCS: Yes.
<LegoCS> I'm glad
<nax> java is gay and ur gay and stupid
<Jenova> im not stupid you faggot
<Jenova> im just gay
<Kyle873> CUSTOMIZABLE WAIFUS ARE BEST WAIFUS
<Sgt_Shivers> oh no i saved anime again
[08:21:45] <DavidPH> I just told KDev to add a declaration to Wad::Wad.
[08:21:54] <DavidPH> Because it did actually guess the signature correctly.
[08:22:05] <DavidPH> Except two things.
[08:22:08] <DavidPH> Three things.
[08:22:11] <DavidPH> Except FUCKING KDEV.
<_basin> Mystical stop
<TheToxicAvenger> Be buttglad not buttmad
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<Graham`> !markov winapi
<Peggles> hCryptMsg; pvPara = hRoot = 0 9 8 bits are ExpandEnvironmentStrings()'ed before demoting the interfaces below.
<Graham`> it's winapi alright
<Kyle873> that's winapi alright
<Kyle873> inb4 you get QDB'd
<DavidPH> Could have consequences, nyu.
<rr-> games that I like the most use simple formats and encryption
<rr-> the simple formats don't need a comment - they're easy to unpack which makes them nice
<rr-> and simple encryption (for example, xor everything with 0xFF) adds the cute factor
<rr-> "it's not like I'm unprotected, b-baka! *blush*"
Anime females can appear so close to perfect that I almost go into overload. My brain and hormones can't accept what I'm seeing so I just keep staring trying to make sense of the beauty. I love the outlines of their body, their lack of body hair, their perfect face and skin. I've seen so many Anime females that made me pause a video and just look at them, I couldn't possibly name 1 as prettiest.
Doom mod development in a nutshell:
<esselWork`> (╹ ◡ ╹ x )
<TerminusEst13> ( ' w')
<Dusk> ✌-(·ω· )
<Graham`> wait when did nax get in here
<el`naxo> i had this channel on before but apparently my irc stopped auto connecting here
<el`naxo> i think it had something to do with espernet triggering my autism detection script
<Graham`> what kind of script detects autism
<Graham`> how does that work
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<el`naxo> what TerminusEst13 learned here is that he really didn't have to go through all that trouble to sound like a douchebag kid on youtube. at the end of the day, he discovered that that annoying autistic call of duty mom fucker was inside of him all along.
<Graham`> !markov marrub
<Peggles> Morki: http://www.mediafire.com/download/[removed]
<vrobot> [ Texture Maker Enterprise 3.0.3 ]
<Graham`> OH NO
<Graham`> IT LINKED PIRATED SOFTWARE
<Kyle873> OH NO
<DavidPH> Is the bot linking warez?
<TerminusEst13> PRAISE BE TO HITLER
<TerminusEst13> ...That's a line to take out of context.
<Kyle873> !markov terminus
<Peggles> Gardevoir: Yo, GMOTA_Guy is done, so the old version of tryhard shitposting is gonna break instantly
<HostileV> Congrats, you broke the Prime Directive in the Greek Universe, the Mirror Universe and the Loss Universe.
<Graham`> that feel when term will release space pirate before marty will ever be able to
<Kate> GZDoom is the greatest port I've ever used in my entire liCould not realloc 10571489712 bytes
<DavidPH> Oh right, I was going to 0.9 today.
<vrobot> [Memo from Graham`] DavidPH: DAVIIIIID
<Yholl> !markov terminus
<Peggles> I did a super-cool guy
<Yholl> !markov terminus
<Peggles> Yeah, Mike12 is that
<Donald_Drumpf> This is why this channel needs me. I will make IRC great again and you will no longer have to deal with netsplits!
<Eric`> build a wall to keep zandronum users out
<Eric`> deport doomworlders
<Bloaxor> we can make zdoom great again
<Linguica> so autistic
<Galaxy_Stranger> OMG - THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A PORNO MADE ENTITLED "HOWARD THE DICK"~!!!!!
<Eric`> have you looked?
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<DavidPH> Kyle873: Is there actually a bug a forgot about or are you just memes?
<DavidPH> IT IS TOO LATE FOR PRONOUNS, NYU.
<Kyle873> the plot twist is
<Kyle873> the bug is actually ZDoom
<Kyle873> the entire thing
<Kyle873> it's broken
<Kyle873> pls fix
<DavidPH> That's not much of a plot twist.
<Kyle873> I know
<Kyle873> I was trying to sell it
<DavidPH> What a shame.
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<Quasar`> not for the least reason that GZDoom requires GL 3.0 o____O
<Quasar`> that's way too high a requirement when we can barely get away with requiring GL 2.0 for Turok >_>
And then Graf sucked balls into eternity, The End.
<Lord_Smash> you don't have to update stuff to make people remember it
<Lord_Smash> i mean,look at gmota
<Lord_Smash> (pls don't tell keagan)
<nax> I agree, demonsteele is horrible. It is the sort of game Hitler himself would play (particularly as Hitler would have been a large fan of the anime). Doom is not meant to be tampered with and the creator of that mod has clearly stepped over his bounds. I suppose the relevant quote is "[they were] so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."
<nax> The overuse of the 'metal' motifs also detracts from Doom as is the "over the top" use of blood. Also this odd idea of a sword cutting demons in half is patently ridiculous. I've trained with my own katana for many years now and I can tell you that cutting things in half is strictly for pieces of fruit.
<The2008Lions> yeah i'm not exactly looking for a mature discussion of hegelian dialectics in my copy of buttfuck sluts go nuts 19
<TerminusEst13> We are currently yelling at Kegan for his mapping.
<TerminusEst13> Please give us patience.
<Marcaek> im sure his mapping will result in plenty of patients
<Medicris> >mash keyboard on teamspeak as kyle leaves
<Medicris> <19:10:30> You were banned for 5 minutes from the server by "Yholl" (THIS WAS A CRIME GO TO JAIL)
C in a nutshell:
<TheMostlyCat> goddamn undefined behavior
<Graham`> windows is a very insecure OS
<vrobot> Graham` TRAUMATIZED ME
<Mystical> #define RICHARD_STALLMAN "fat fuck"
<Bloax|rip> bay12 ...
<Mystical> you see
<Mystical> a good plan would involve a gun to Graf's head
<Mystical> reasonable coercion for him to fix GZDoom
<Mystical> he's gonna smash Lord_Smash
<Mystical> "Who's the lord of smashing now?" he says
<Mystical> as he twists the bolt in his ass with his enlongated wrench
<CookieJar> they always put their hand in me BUT NOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
<Lord_Smash> .dice 1d500 for gay %
<vrobot> Lord_Smash: : 499
<TheMostlyCat> hellote i been looking at the sources what dont tell me how do i made a BSP grenades
<TheMostlyCat> like it is regular grenades but when you make explode it deform bsp tree into shrub
<TerminusEst13> It's okay bby.
<marrub> oh my god
<TerminusEst13> That's what everyone else says, too. ❤
<Yholl> I need to find and kill The Gay Agenda with a knife.
<Mysticla> Imagine if Hitler was a communist and the jews were americans
<Mysticla> that's the kind of communism I'm refering
<TerminusEst13> Look it's not my fault I want to star in a dating sim.
~text interface terminal malfunction error ~2992dud
welcome to mabmap i am durandal the most pretty ai in ever i made the pfhor ded and won all the everything you should go shoot some things I put here because reasons
you shot the wrong things now i will have a tantrum for a few thousand years go rest in deep space for a bit until i stop and remember to get you
<Mysticla> marrub: are there any hex editors that display colours instead of text from the hex data
<marrub> pretty sure those are called image editors
<quartero> Neko-sama gei
<Neko-sama> quartero: let's yiff
<Night1301> Neko-sama, sex Tanikaze
<Neko-sama> Night1301: time
<quartero> @voteban Neko-sama
<Tanikaze> quartero: I'm broken, but what did you expect?
<quartero> Neko-sama, Tanikaze is breaking
<Neko-sama> quartero: give Urakaze a delicious blowjob
<quartero> Neko-sama, how to fix Tanikaze?
<Neko-sama> quartero: feed ACF more dicks
<Sappykun> OY VEY
<vrobot> Sappykun WORKS FOR ZENIMAX
* HostileV waves a little flag that says "A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR MORE CUSHIONS ON THE COUCH".
<Soundwave> >not slav squatting on the streets
<HostileV> You're correct. It's not 2012.
<HostileV> Ergo, we sit now.
<Soundwave> Hold on
<Drakonis> wats a naraka
<MarcAFK> narak abama
<Medicris> well you see, my rule 34 search history is in no way indicative of my game preferences
<Blastfrog> I mean I guess the internet has to ruin everything, but I don't get why anything with cartoon animals is automatically considered "furry" these days
<TheHelten> So, to be clear, it's okay to rename
<TheHelten> to shieldregendelay
<Mystical> it will also get me closer to 0 FPS than polygons ever will
<TheZombieKiller> are you implying you aren't part of the 0 FPS master race?
<Mystical> Have you ever considered not huffing paint while you type shit out on your computer
<TheZombieKiller> no, not once
<TerminusEst13> HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
<Blastfrog> how does i develop gaem
<Blastfrog> i clueless and teh dumb
<marrub> just like
<marrub> make game
<eLim> h ello can i have a tutorial please on how to make a mmo like world of warcra f t pleaset hanks
<Cardboard Marty> Wow those are straight up dick trophies
<marrub> I SURE WANT THE DIAMOND COCK ON MY WALL
<marrub> WHAT AN ACHIEVEMENT
<Marcaek> wow racist
<Mysticla> nah, that can't be a racist
<Mysticla> that bike doesn't look good for racing
>Does doomguy have a gf?
>Doomguy is meant to be you, the player. So, no.
<marrub> !markov marrub
<Peggles> I am gay
<marrub> HOLY SHIT
<kyle___> forget the jews, kill the people who can't keep themselves from throwing tantrums
<Cardboard Marty> My fetish is having a fucking huge ballsack and sitting on it.
<Cardboard Marty> Said someone, somewhere apparently
<Ryan Cordell> we need to make a crossover of Aladdin and Stardust Crusader
<Ryan Cordell> imagine the wonderful music
<Ryan Cordell> such as "I can show you ZA WARUDO"
<Drakonis> who's rms
<Dusk> richard stallman
<Drakonis> the gross turbo-est nerd
<Drakonis> can't get any more gross than stallman
<Dusk> now that you say it, term and rms have quite a lot in common
<Enhex> I already know you're a filthy weeb degenerate
<Enhex> without monitoring ur shit
<Murminki> there´s a difference between ¨knowing¨ and proving
<Enhex> I can use this knowledge to seduce him with life-sized waifu pillows
<Murminki> I´m looking forward to the footage of this
<_sink> hey TerminusEst13, you're just a guy
<_sink> that means you have just a guy opinions
<TerminusEst13> Don't stick it in the crazy.
<_sink> no not that i was gonna ask about something else
<Quasar`> ultra-nightmare?? :P
<Edward850> Ironman mode.
<Quasar`> why not have Watch Me Die of Black Plague in a Ultra-Violent Bloodbath of Nightmares
<Drakonis> right, but y'know
<Drakonis> i figure that there has been some fucked up bad blood
<marrub> What, like Carn? :V
<Drakonis> ha, carn
<Drakonis> he ain't shit
<marrub> No, he isn't shit, his code is.
* marrub air horns
<fgsfds> fuck, i think i have a fever
<fgsfds> time for vodka
<vrobot> [ Goons_TXT on Twitter: "I wasted $10." ]
<spacegame> "material_create_mineral: created mineral 'Anal' out of ore:Solid Iron"
<spacegame> something tells me that i also need a word filter for my own mineral name constructor
<Soundwave> I think i found my favorite unhealthy hobby
<Soundwave> shitposting while listening the soviet anthem
<CSGWark> I'm amazed there isn't a way to add more RAM to the thing but there seems to be a hard 1 GB limit
<CSGWark> no real problem though
<chungy> add 128GB of swap
<CSGWark> I'm a fan of the compressed RAM
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<Yholl> 90% of bugs in DRLA are just stuff I've missed
<Yholl> The other 9% are me arseing something up
<Yholl> The other 1% is ?? ??? ???? ?? ????????? ???? ?? non-euclidian pineapple scented anxiety complex apartment building
<marrub> COULD YOU IMAGINE DELIVERING TO SOMEONES HOUSE AND YOU SEE 3 GAY WALDOS
<VectorByte_> if marrub can handle our bullshit
<VectorByte_> he can handle zdoom's bullshit
<Marrub> that's true
<Blastfrog> i mean it's an anthro cat, sure, but what does it have to do with furries
<_Obsidian> My goodness, the titties are flying thick and fast.
<Funky Gnoll> if god is everywhere, then that means he's in my bathroom and he needs to get the fuck OUT
<Funky Gnoll> welcom to the devel channel where we worship the devel
<Funky Gnoll> hail stdout
* Marrub await rambling.Stop();
<Kyle873> throw new NeverGonnaHappenException();
<Marrub> throw new NeverGonnaGiveYouUp();
<Marrub> this exception always recovers itself, because it's never gonna let you down
<Soundwave> vrobot, pizza
<vrobot3> Soundwave: Most certainly.
<Murminki> I´m sorry did you expect a picture of me masturbating to this video
<Murminki> let me get on that
<NeuralStunner> TheMisterCat: Isn't ZandroIRC hosted on one of Manc's machines?
<TheMisterCat> i have absolutely no idea
<TheMisterCat> to me, irc is just magic text that appears from beyond the stars
<TheMisterCat> or ants doing semaphore
<TheMisterCat> i dont fucking know
<Dilate> 2 midgetscib under a sprinklercwith lace drawn horns on aflaming biat
<Kyle873> those were letters that had the potential to form cohesive words
<VectorByte> what kind of fuck are we talking about
<fgsfds> what kinds are there
* cory`quadruple`chins shuffles his chins in disapproval
Cure for pessimism found, afflicted are doubtful
<Soundwave> vrobot, what is love?
<vrobot> Soundwave: Negative.
<BatteryBlack> HOW MANY BLACKS
<AIDA> You know what game I can't wait for?
<AIDA> The legend of Tony Hawk's the elder dogma shadow of metal souls downhill jam of the cooking xeno mama chronicles gear solid II turbo hd remix & knuckles, featuring dante from the devil may cry series
<AIDA> shit is gonna be so cash
<AIDA> 2016 \ o /
<Toooooasty> vrobot, nekonya-
<vrobot> Toooooasty: No.
<Toooooasty> FUCK VROBOT
<VectorByte> fuck you
<TerminusEst13> Fuck YOU.
<VectorByte> fuck me~
* TerminusEst13 has kicked VectorByte from #Anakeion (got fucked)
<fgsfds> how old is your ho
<Combine_Kegan> You can't hide my boners
<DavidPH> Why is Kancolle?
<Tarnsman> I'm just not interested in the Doom community without the jaded cynicism and passive aggressive bickering
<DavidPH> Oh, good.
<DavidPH> Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go die to the Soviet Union.
<_sink> why the hell is there so much fucking
<TerminusEst13> MELEE PANTS
<Kyle873> dick sucking language?
<Marrub> a VERY fucking fast one
<Yholl> I HAVE A WORLD DEVASTATOR
<Yholl> THIS PLEASES ME
<Yholl> POSSIBLY SEXUALLY
<Yholl> I look away for a bit and you gygasnerds crap out a thunderstorm of words about constwars 2 electric boogalooo
<TerminusEst13> ☝ 👉
<TerminusEst13> 🤘 🛏
You ask me for a hamburger. My attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as my body experiences a sudden lack of electrons. Across a variety of hidden dimensions you are dismayed. John Lennon hands me an apple, but it slips through my fingers. I am reborn as an ocelot. You disapprove. A crack echoes through the universe in defiance of conventional physics as cosmological background noise shifts from randomness to a perfect A Flat. Children everywhere stop what they are doing and hum along in perfect pitch with the background radiation. Birds fall from the sky as the sun engulfs the earth. You hesitate momentarily before allowing yourself to assume the locus of all knowledge. Entropy crumbles as you peruse the information contained within the universe. A small library in Phoenix ceases to exist. You stumble under the weight of everythingness, Your mouth opens up to cry out, and collapses around your body before blinking you out of the spatial plane. You exist only within the fourth dimension. The fountainhead of all knowledge rolls along the ground and collides with a small dog. My head tastes sideways as spacetime is reestablished, you blink back into the corporeal world disoriented, only for me to hand you a hamburger as my body collapses under the strain of reconstitution. The universe has reasserted itself. A particular small dog is fed steak for the rest of its natural life. You die in a freak accident moments later, and you soul works at the returns desk for the Phoenix library. You disapprove. Your disapproval sends ripples through the inter-dimensional void between life and death. A small child begins to cry as he walks toward the stairway where his father stands.
<Gustavo6046> people though I was dumb, because they don't interest in the topics I'm smart on, like sociology (the one I'm doing right now), biology and sciences.
The real joke is that Carmack's political views are only slightly better than Sergeant MarkIV's. [...] I think it was something really misogynistic like 'women aren't cut out for technical work.' I didn't really check. After the thousandth or so white Cis man says something stupid, you begin to tune the actual words out. I don't have a quote but I'm fine with what I said.
Brogramming is a real issue though. Startup culture is becoming really chauvinist and based around male models of competition, and that isn't a good thing. [...] Issues of oppression and inclusion matter in every community and media, even if it's a thread where we spend most of our time talking about one 20 year old game. This is important for EVERYTHING.
<VectorByte> trying to do convex hull collision
<VectorByte> I can find intersections
<VectorByte> but I can't find penetration deltas
<Marrub> oh my?
<VectorByte> help me find a penetration
<Linguica> is this anime
<Nepgear> Playing [ Losing Me Your Way [Kill la Kill Remix] ] YouTube by TerminusEst13
<Sgt_Shivers> I don't remember this linkin park song
<Edward850> It was also the cause of a lot of ZDoom's old desyncing issues.
<Kyle873> don't worry
<Kyle873> there's a whole set of new desyncing issues now :^)
<Edward850> lol don't care
<JetPlane> if theres bees to fuck the doominati is right on it
<TerminusEst13> OH BOY I LOVE ME SOME FETISH FANART
<Thyrork> SAME BUT IRONICALLY
<Marcaek> we should be friends
<Tarnsman> oh wow I totally forgot that yiff actually meant something
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<Rob> hi guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyssss
<ACF> FUck off
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>Brutal Doom 64. Thoughts?
>if the same cow shits on the same meadow, do you really need to ask peoples opinion on both?
<Marrub> what's that? I'm not stealing code from gdcc or anything
<DavidPH> "Look, I just didn't feel like writing my own API, OK? It's not like I like your code or anything. B-baka!"
<DavidPH> - Marrub, 2016
<Edward850> Kaiser, in kexArray, is Push a reference or copy operation?
<Quasar`> neither, it baleets your porn stash
<Kyle873> oh god
<Kyle873> Nexus has a discord
<Kyle873> I can only IMAGINE the cancer in there
<Kyle873> trash waifu or not I'd still hit it
<JetPlane> i turned into a minigun once
<Kyle873> that sounds like a feature to me
<JetPlane> i couldnt move though, you see
<JetPlane> as i was a fucking minigun
<Marrub> by "target but a supermarket" I mean tacky and horrible and has lighting that makes you feel like you're in silent hill
<_sink> do they have smoke machines running 24/7 or something?
<Marrub> no it's visible
<Marrub> it's just always only barely slightly dim
<Marrub> only enough so to be disconcerting
<_sink> are all the lights placed at artsy angles or something
<Marrub> but not enough to not be able to see
<Marrub> no it just has a shitton of extremely big lights
<Marrub> everything is lit all the time
<_sink> you go down an aisle and you suddenly trip down a stairwell
<_sink> then you're outside
<_sink> silent hill> the supermarket
<Marrub> outside you see a child crying near your car
<Marrub> you go back into the store only to realize the doors are made of molten glass
<_sink> you see ground beef hanging off chicken wire
<Marrub> your hands burn off and the world starts spinning around you
<_sink> pringles tubes are sticking out of the ground
<Marrub> you look up and you realize you are now in the circle of sacrifice
<Marrub> the gods of shittily named supermarkets have branded you
<Marrub> now you are doomed to walk these aisles forever
<Marrub> and occasionally get an icee at the front
<CWolfRu> Before i'll go to Army
<CWolfRu> I need to have sex with one of these girls I know. It's quite hard to choose...
<CWolfRu> I need to choose ONE of them
<CWolfRu> Jesus... this will be hard to choose for real... why I can't just have sex with all 3 of them... or can I?
<CWolfRu> have pic of one [image redacted]
<CWolfRu> other two are don't like to shot
<CWolfRu> she's... kinda... afraid of me for totally no reason
<TerminusEst13> Shit, how long has it been since I actually last worked on Samsara?
<Marrub> you can literally just draw any circle and then put lines on it
<Marrub> and it becomes a sphere
<_sink> welcome to the ball
<Marrub> enter the balls
<TerminusEst13> Well, it's like Poe said.
<TerminusEst13> "The death of a beautiful woman is without a doubt one of the most poetic things to write about."
<TerminusEst13> "Also I really wanna fuck a corpse."
<TerminusEst13> He might not have said that last one.
<HostileV> Life goal: Give my future wife enough unique suggestions for our daughter's name that she doesn't suspect Anna May when I float it to her.
<DavidPH> So uh, will you actually object if I create Core/NTS.hpp?
<DavidPH> Can you at least offer weak opposition?
<Marrub> we need to add a function
<Marrub> that does nothing but corrupt the heap
<Marrub> but in a way that will never crash the program
<Marrub> so you just get random shit happening for no fucking reason
<Marrub> and call it randomly, like, 1/200000000 chance per gametic
<DavidPH> Uh, no? :P
<Marrub> nobody will ever know
<DavidPH> I WILL.
<DavidPH> I WILL BECAUSE I WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE BUG REPORTS.
<Marrub> AND YOU WILL BASK IN THE CRIMES COMMITTED
<Marrub> SO MUCH [Not a Bug]
<DavidPH> No, Marrub. I cannot drink my own tears.
<DavidPH> How did I even select this window?
<DavidPH> My development process: 1, Write code. 2, Select random window and type make. 3, It works, yay!
<Kyle873> FUCK YOUR FACES
<Kyle873> you'd have to open his SBARINFO
<Marrub> no I've seen it
<Marrub> I KNOW THE DANGER
<Kyle873> as do I
<Yholl> STICK WITH THE SBAR, INFO WITH THE SBAR
<Marrub> JUST IN CASE THOUGH, THE FEATURE REQUEST IS THE BEST WAY TO ELIMINATE GRAF
<Kyle873> this is accurate
<Yholl> SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, BUT COULD YOU TELL ME HOW TO FIND NETCODE
<Marrub> WAIT A MINUTE, THIS ISN'T RIGHT
<Marrub> WHAT ISN'T?
<Marrub> OH MY GOD JC A BUG
<Marrub> [crash to desktop]
<Ryan Cordell> lmao
<Yholl> I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THE GRAF
<Yholl> HERE'S A PICTURE
<Kyle873> don't think you know anything about ZDOOM'S CODE that I don't
<Yholl> my GRAF kills everyone and takes over the whole sourceport
<Marrub> THIS CODE, THE WRITING MAY BE INTENSIFYING TO THE POINT WHERE WE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO CONTAIN IT
<Marrub> WHY CONTAIN IT?
<Marrub> git merge master scripting
<Ryan Cordell> asdfj
<Kyle873> GODDAMNIT MARRUB
<Kyle873> I ALMOST SPAT MY DRANK OUT
<Kyle873> it occurs to me that most of what Windows does could basically be considered rape at this point
<Kyle873> it doesn't give a shit about your consent
<Altazimuth> Reminder: Working with Eternity means you never have to deal with "Why doesn't it work with Brutal Doom?"
<TerminusEst13> that sounds like a challenge
<Ryan> i need to find something productive to do like injecting cocaine straight into my spinal column
<DemiGod> wow i overestimated you, i thought you were being smart, i actually have more sex stories than you can handle
<Eric> he wouldn't even have to design shit, just reskin something else
<Marrub> call of call: modern callfare: mobile: revengeance
<Savarin> cal of call of call of call of call
<Marrub> calling in my skin
<Marrub> these calls they will not call
<CookieJar> CALL ME UP
<CookieJar> call me up inside
<CookieJar> CAN'T CALL UP
<Marrub> the point of using a pointer in your program is to pass it as a reference to an automatic storage variable
<_sink> WAIT I'M STUPID I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR EXAMPLE FOR A ANCHOVIES
<Harbltron> can we all agree that cat memes are on the decline, and that savvy investors are shifting their dank into dog memes?
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<Medicris> i see i have walked in on important matters
<Medicris> so who plays doom here
<Yholl> >entire thread of people talking about it crashing
<Ryan> pretty stable i guess :^)
<Kyle873> she has an obessesion with wantming me to fuck lampreys
<Kyle873> and I keep saying NO.
<DavidNyu> .eightball Will I be forever catgirl, nyu?
<vrobot3> DavidNyu: Aren't you a little too old to be believing that?
<CSGLappy> so yeah anyway I barely escaped getting laid
<agaures> i'd suck off a dude
<_sink> if you take your girl to the ocean she might become the entire ocean
<Marrub> then you have an entire ocean of succ
<_sink> yeah but then you'd have loads of seamen inside her
<Yholl> YOUR RACE SHALL NOW BE FOREVER KNOWN AS A SLIGHT INCLINE
<Yholl> TAKE THAT
<_sink> what kind of adult toy could I even need, I don't even like warhammer
<Kyle873> the wrapper on this sucker is being a cunt
<Kyle873> LET ME RUN MY TONGUE ALONG YOUR COLD SOUR ROUGH EXTERIOR YOU FAGGOT
<Kyle873> branch of gdcc for catgirls
<Marrub> --bc-target="M-my butt, nyu?"
<Marrub> I still find it amusing that there was enough weeb in the server to warrant a containment zone
<Marrub> WARNING: HAZARDOUS JAPAN LEVELS
<Yholl> IT CANNOT BE CONTAINED
<DavidPH> It is my sincere hope that someday, some poor college student will be trying to look up how to do something stupid in C, and will in fact come across GDCC code that will forever scar him.
<DavidPH> And I'm just playing HoI4 as France.
<Marrub> fascist france?
<DavidPH> I'm expecting a nice, peaceful game.
<Marrub> (yeah right)
<DavidPH> I'm sure that Adolf fellow won't start anything drastic.
<Marrub> Comfy Doom 2.0
<Marrub> when paused, monsters occasionally move an inch
<Zombie> when paused, all monsters spam brutal doom taunts
<Marrub> no, all actors
<Marrub> even the lamps want you to fuck yourself
<DrPyspy> I do not like the 「GRAF ZONE」 please let me out
<Marrub> ok what ht efuck uinga even
<Marrub> does #library do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in acs
<Combine_Kegan> unga bunga fucking ACS
<Kinsie> Overtime At The Titty Factory: The Nanka Kurashiki Story
<Jimmy> I'm afraid you have pun cancer, and it's terminus
<Yholl> the deadly terrors of kegan's ass
<Yholl> the new mod by zygo
<_sink> I'm imagining a fucking 40k scenario where you get a bunch of weird tech people post-apocalypse chanting that as their fucking warding ritual as they try to boot up a win8 computer which controls the power system on their colony
<_sink> like 20 of them all shouting "WIN32 LEAN AND MEAN" while the fucker boots up
<_sink> how do you marry a seafaring vessel
<Yholl> by it being a girl now
<Yholl> sink pls
<_sink> but they're a boat right
<Yholl> they were a boat
<_sink> I don't want anybody elses seamen in my wife, only mine
<_sink> can that be arranged
<DavidPH> OK, time to dive into some relatively old code.
<DavidPH> I'm sure it will be fine and not te-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<DavidPH> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-Oh no this code is actually OK.
<Marrub> those are some
<Marrub> very good descriptions
<Kyle873> I FUCKING
<Kyle873> FUCK PROGRAMMING I WANT TO WRITE MARKETING FOR SEX TOYS
<TheZombieKiller> I have a friend that actually has autism and somehow he's less autistic than me
<Kyle873> every time I read @Yholl say gnu
<Kyle873> that fucking meme pops into my head about GNU/Linux and whatnot
<Marrub> someone needs to merge the stallman pasta and the navy seals pasta
<Marrub> what the fuck did you just fucking call GNU/Linux, you little bitch? I'll interject for a moment to let you know that Linux is, in fact, GNU plus Linux, and Linux graduated top of its class in the POSIX compliant operating system etc
<HDoomGuy> just a good ol keen minipk3/game, completely wholesome and family friendly
<RykaroDragon> and then someone makes a brutal version of it
<Kinsie> released under yet another alias
<Kinsie> MURDERFUCKER420 Proudly Presents keendoom.pk3
<HDoomGuy> I can't decide what's worse
<HDoomGuy> liking graf, or liking mlp anal vore
<Jimmy> .decide Trump; Hillary
<vrobot> Trump; Hillary
<_sink> from the creators of steins;gate
<Marrub> I HATE YOU
<Yholl> I see you enjoyed the Deathweaver
<Yholl> Good good
LATER, IN 2017
<Yholl> quick summon rlarmageddonarachnotron
<Marrub> I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
<Marrub> so do midwives........
<Marrub> go through...................
<Marrub> a midwife crisis????????
<JetPlane> fuck you
<TerminusEst13> but toasty-san
<TerminusEst13> c.kid is too young to be a daddy
<Tooooooakiby> advance investment
<DavidPH> Also, I think we all know that I'm the best waifu, nyu.
<Marrub> david-chan wa saikou da <3 <3
<Marrub> hell works too
<Marrub> satan is very helpful sometimes
<Marrub> just make sure you word your requests right
<Zombie> >request blow job
<Zombie> >turn into vaccum cleaner
<Yholl> someone asked stan for a glrenderer for zdoom
<Yholl> and thus graf was created
<DavidPH> This is fine.
<DavidPH> I get to molest shota while having a cute girl wantopus on top of me.
<DavidPH> So basically everything I want in life.
<Marrub> that's going in the QDB you know
<Kari> born to crash
<Kari> zdoom is a fuck
<Kari> 410,757,864,530 script errors
<Marrub> oh yeah, also are you going to add a function-from-string function?
<DavidPH> It's also under consideration.
<DavidPH> I just want to make sure I do so sanely.
<Marrub> obviously what we need is dlfcn.h :V
<DavidPH> I think what you need is to die.
<Marrub> IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES
<Marrub> YOU COULD IMPLEMENT QUAKE 2
<DavidPH> Yes, all of the different coffins.
<DavidPH> Which cemetary to use.
<DavidPH> Many possibilities.
<Marrub> he cleaned his dirty.dic
<Yholl> SO SEPERATED AND NICE AND TIDY
<a1337spy> how long until all entertainment giants are owned by disney
<a1337spy> and when i say all
<a1337spy> i mean all
<WanCake> 15 years
<WanCake> half of that is to acquire universal
<a1337spy> if i don't wake up in like a few someodd years to see "Disney has bought Brazzers for 7862348621304203203478 fuckzillion dollars" i am gonna be disappointed in this world
<WanCake> oh they will
<WanCake> THEY WILL
<DavidPH> DH-acc was shite.
<DavidPH> DS was an awful, gross language.
<Marrub> so is ZScript
<DavidPH> With endless holes and bugs.
<DavidPH> That could never be fixed without breaking everything.
<Marrub> this sounds familiar
<DavidPH> I just described ZScript, fuck.
<Marrub> I want Go, Jai and D to have a baby
<Marrub> Better C, API: The Language, and Better C++ combined would be delicious
<King Crimera Haxfucker> GoDai
<King Crimera Haxfucker> I JUST IMAGINED THE RENEGADE IN A SEX SCENE JUST GOING AAGH AAGH AAGH AAGH AAGH AAGH
<King Crimera Haxfucker> FUG U
<King Crimera Haxfucker> STAHP
<#Ryan> special ability: instant ho swap :uguu:
<King Crimera Haxfucker> STAAAAHP
<Kyle873> does Marine blow three times the load?
<King Crimera Haxfucker> nwoawteogshdf;gfstaaha[
<King Crimera Haxfucker> stahpghh
<DavidPH> I like how having a G_ namespace makes everything sound so gangster.
<DavidPH> I also like being white enough to blind bystanders.
<Marrub> I'll have you know I've sucked TWO dicks in my life
<a1337spy> how would you describe the experience
<Marrub> pretty good would do it again
<Kyle873> if I want to lewd a battleship installation that's my prerogative
<Marrub> Megadimension Shadow of the Payday Portal Clash 2: Wrong Juice Assault Recon of Might & Magic Island of DOOM in the DUSK: Divine Cybermancy F: New Vegas IV 2: Heroes of Stalingrad: Call of Chernobyl: The Third - Director's Cut GENERATIONS: Chaos Theory: Vegas: Seeds of Evil: The New Order
<Altazimuth> Excuse me whilst FUCKING JUDAISM RUINS MY PROGRAMMING FLOW.
<Ryan> shit, astolfo ass distracted me. I was gonna do something at work
<Kyle873> fuck context
Kyle873 - Today at 5:46 AM
"yeah yo I need some help measuring my dick"
I'm sure that'd be a good convo starter
<Marrub> sounds like the plot of a JAV
<Kyle873> @Marrub now come up with a badly translated Engrish title for said JAV
<Marrub> @Kyle873 I made up a title in japanese and put it through bing translate
<Marrub> "How do you measure the man?"
<Marrub> it's absolutely perfect
<Marrub> alternatively, from google translate: "Tell me how to handle this man"
<Kyle873> I'M DYING
<Marrub> assassination successful
* Marrub flies into the distance
<Marrub> heil hitler, nya~
<Marrub> it's actually downloading shit at native speed
<Zombie> I hate it when shit downloads at immigrant speed
<Zombie> the data always gets sent back
<Ryan> ah yes ib's on his way to making all the bishounen doujins now :uguu:
<Wartorn> ..yyyeah, bishounen doujins, that's what he's gonna make..
<Marrub> did somebody say b i s h o u n e n
<Wartorn> do you have that on highlight or something
<Marrub> you can't judge me
<Marrub> I WAS SO FUCKING ANGRY OVER ALMOST LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING
<Marrub> THIS IS THE POWER OF GRAF ZAHL
<Cardboard Marty> That dude looks crisp
<Cardboard Marty> and I mean that in a crunchy way
<Cardboard Marty> what the fuck am I even talking about
<_sink> holy fuck the slippery slope is real
<DavidPH> It is.
<𝓶𝓪𝓫> well I'm outright abusing my powers to spread the gospel of golden gaytimes
<DavidPH> (And not going to ask what it's slippery with, considering the participants.)
<_sink> its slippery with friendship and truly understanding one another
<DavidPH> Well I certainly wouldn't know anything about either of those.
<_sink> and cum
<DavidPH> God damn it.
<Novaan Verdiano> Selena would be the kinda woman who'd walk up to her husband in the morning and say
<Novaan Verdiano> "Hun there's no milk in my coffee, can you cum in it please"
<_sink> what percentage of the price you pay minus shipping went into bulge sculpting
<_sink> 2 cents a gram is what plastic goes for
<_sink> i wonder how heavy it is
<marrub> it is 12.2 ounces
<marrub> so 345 grams
<_sink> what's its scale
<marrub> it says 6.4x6.1x10.9in
<_sink> hm ok
<_sink> so its like
<_sink> a 1:10 scale figure?
<marrub> ~7$ for plastic, ~10$ for paint, ~10$ for sculpting effort, and ~11$ left over
<marrub> it's a good deal if you ask me
<marrub> I think so
<_sink> 5.7 grams of that figure is sculpted scrotum, that's a 5 cent cock
<marrub> extremely bad
<Marrub> well, users are just big wallets you have to jerk off to get money from anyway
<a1337spy> ohio is just diet south
<a1337spy> see what you should be worried about is not that i said same and then said that but the fact that i immediately
<a1337spy> at the very INSTANT you pushed enter and your internet connection sent the words "all I'm saying is I wouldn't mind if yuuka stepped on me," through to my internet connection
<a1337spy> where it appeared on my computer
<a1337spy> i typed and sent the word "same"
<a1337spy> destroying sexuality and gender borders with juicy demon butts
<Marrub> what, you're telling me you don't want to write a Lisp dialect entirely with ZDoom inventory items?
<KeksDose> in zs you have two functions to get a cvar to work with
<KeksDose> one of them takes a player
<KeksDose> both of them take the cvar name
<KeksDose> which one do you think you gotta use
<KeksDose> in order to edit a user cvar?
<Yholl> seeing as it is zs, I'm going to go with the one that doesn't take a player for player-based cvars
<KeksDose> GOOD ANSWER!
<KeksDose> THIS WOULD HAVE SAVED YOU A WEEK OF DESPAIR
<Yholl> WAS THIS LANGUAGE DESIGNED BY A CLOWN
<Yholl> JUST HONKS AT YOU AND SPRAYS WATER IN YOUR FACE WHEN YOU TRY AND DO THINGS
<KeksDose> that's just zs
<Rib> I find it very poetic how the same person who has a lengthy talk about the importance of ethics is also the same person that randomly says "cum" in chat
<marrub> my sjw powers transcend this mortal plane and exist only in the 7th dimension of cum, governed by our lord sobek